Q is for quokka
And for a fine soup you will
Boil up this cuddly
Australian marsupial
ALSO:
Quokka shocka
Cocka Jacques
Kicka sacka do
Quokka socka
Crap out Jacques
Brick attacka, too
Drum bum,
Gag and hang,
Wring wang ooo!
Quokka shocka
Cocka Jacques
Kicka sacka do
The quagga's extinct;
ReplyDeleteAn equine bar-code.
If you let them eat fish,
It made them explode.
Q is for Questing Beast,
ReplyDeleteChased by Pellinore.
Palamedes slew it,
So there isn't any more.
When the Quokka is on the scene
ReplyDeleteas well as a cup of the coffee bean.
Combine with chocolate and mix with a chopper
You produce the Quokka mocha.
I was just wondering if you Antipodeans were aware of the threat the WHO poses against you?
ReplyDeleteIf WHO does declare a pandemic, "it's almost inevitable that it will come to Australia," said MacIntyre. "If the WHO does not declare Level 6 there's a possibility the virus will never reach Australian shores."
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Don't offer a Quetzal
ReplyDeletea fresh axolotl
but give him a pretzel
and he'll thank you a lotl.
Tigris on a roll!
ReplyDeleteNow write about the Quoll.
the threat the WHO poses against you Huh!!! We won't get fooled again!!No no no.
ReplyDeleteIn praise of the antikinus.The antikinus is very small
ReplyDeleteReally hardly there at all
And their lives they hardly rate
They forget to eat, instead they mate.
And mate and mate and mate some more
Truly they are a marsupial whore.
Talkin' about my degeneration.
ReplyDeleteQuokka Focka'
ReplyDeleteOutta stock-a
Don't wreck the goddam truck, hon
But Quokka Post hoc
Rodent Punk Rock
Ate the whole box of Fuck Bum
Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen
ReplyDeletePrettiest girl I ever seen
See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean
Jimmy Dean
Quokka
Quokka
Quokka
I had a dog with no nose.
ReplyDeleteReally, how did he smell?
Terrible!!
Quokka, quokka, quokka.
Q is for the Questing Breast
ReplyDeleteDon't wanna hold the Babies
Don't mind the gangrene in my feet
Me mum's done caught the rabies...
mikey
spredism? Yer killin me...
I got as far as
ReplyDelete"According to a recent poll,
Few people know about the Quoll",
but then the Muse departed, and was replaced by Carminativum the Muse of drunken late-night ranting, so the poem remains unfinished.
The Tiger Quoll
ReplyDeletehas spots, not stripes!
Perhaps they're picked
when nots quite ripes.
The ravening lion
ReplyDeleteIs constantly tryin'
To chew off your legs it is true
But what makes a man quail
Is the prehensile tail
Of the Queensland rat kangaroo
Coming from one of poetry's leading lights
ReplyDeleteTigris's line, "When nots quite ripes"
Wins a recent poetry poll
on 'Best lines about the Quoll'.
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In your mind you have capacities you know
ReplyDeleteTo telepath messages through the vast unknown
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing
Quolling occupants of interplanetary craft
Quolling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft
The quoll was barred from a role in 'Cats'
ReplyDeleteBecause it is not placental.
Talent suppressed by prejudice,
It happened before in 'Yentl'.
The song just seems a bit wooden, RB. I can't quite nail down why. Maybe it's on a different plane to me?
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