Let's take a closer look at just how much in love he is.
Here is her beautiful Spock-browed cross-and-cockeyed face, settled almost centrally on her neck. Perhaps her glasses were damaged in a snowmobile accident:
The lovely orangutan arm of love can cuddle with the strength of ten men, while the club-like "hand" attachment crushes ice lickety-split:
Chris knows some brokeback mountin' ain't bad after all! Palin's protruding rib suggests that she is working hard to keep herself trim, but she could obviously thumb a ride if she needed to:
He loves her from her head to her head-sized foot:
Wow, those American Chopper guys must have performed some major Ed Roth-style custom work on Palin's chassis. She's like Rat Fink, but with cat's eyes.
ReplyDeleteI'm not actually sure what's supposed to be what in her eyes. Are any of those black areas pupils?
ReplyDeleteJust wait until the Hell's Angels community discovers the latest fashion in motorcycling footwear.
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"This is the American Chopper shoot?"
ReplyDeleteAfter the crash, one assumes, from the body posture.
Muir is a sick puppy
She's as beautiful as a foot, she heard somebody say, the other day.
ReplyDelete"Mistress of the Salmon Salt" will be the theme of next week's strip.
ReplyDeleteAs good as his draftsmanship is, his writing is even better.
ReplyDeleteMy current theory is that Muir taught himself to draw by watching the anatomically-uninhibited characters of Yuzna's "Society".
ReplyDeleteIt is a theory and it is current and it is mine.
That's very kind of you, Capcha-word. Havalid yourself.
What with the inspirational messages on the wall, the weird body shape and the mention of a centre-fold, we are in J.G.Ballard territory ,here.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like Botticelli's "Birth of Venus," mismatched arms and all.
ReplyDeleteVermicelli's "Birth of Botox".
ReplyDeleteBerlusconi's "Birth of a need for a wetsuit"
ReplyDeleteThe comments at BH are fascinating. Palin's appeal appears to be that she drives Lubruls crazy and we just don't unnerstand her. When in fact we do unnerstand her and that's why we think they're crazy. People want big copies of the wretched picture.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ on a skateboard theys weird.
I, for one am slightly turned on by this David Lynchian version of Palin. Perhaps if she were crushing fetuses beneath her feet as she tap danced it would be even better.
ReplyDelete"Perhaps"?
ReplyDeleteI've given some thought to straightening her out and animating her but it seems so South Parky already.
ReplyDeleteHe loves her from her head to her head-sized foot:
ReplyDeleteIf this is intended as part of revised lyrics for "Short People", then you, sir, are no Randy Newman.
Who would have thought you could have a concave stomach after having a bunch of kids?
ReplyDeleteThe free market produces miracles.
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