Thursday, April 23, 2009

Eating Leather and Tobacco


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13 comments:

  1. Rusty ShacklefordApril 23, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Masters and Johnson can cure your desire to take a chocolate journey.

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  2. Righteous BubbaApril 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    God-dang it, where's my slang dictionary?

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  3. DillonApril 23, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    Brent Bozell borrowed it.

    The pages will all be stuck together when you get it back.

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  4. J—April 23, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    Frango means chicken in Portuguese.

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  5. Righteous BubbaApril 23, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    That'd be tastier than Ecuador's contribution. The leather and tobacco is pretty good.

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  6. Another KiwiApril 23, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    Are we so time poor that we cannot wait around to have the post fudgehammer smoke but must have it all at the same time?
    Truly we have sinisterized our goals.

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  7. herr doktor bimlerApril 23, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    I myself am time poor but hours wealthy. Or something like that. My stopped clock keeps sidereal time, so it is right every 23 hours and 56 minutes.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerApril 23, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Further research reveals that leather and tobacco do not taste like chocolate, and as soon as I stop throwing up I will contact my lawyers about suing you for a replacement pair of Blundstones.

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  9. tigrisApril 23, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    Pfft, if you only smoke filtered chocolate of course you don't get the full flavor profile.

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  10. Mendacious DApril 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Hang on. So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?

    Also, if they have any clove crop blended in, I expect to move immediately.

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  11. Righteous BubbaApril 24, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?

    It's an ever-increasing percentage as a warming climate melts the tastiest parts of the country into the sea.

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  12. fishApril 24, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Chocolate hasn't made me this hot since I saw that special wrestling match in Providence.

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  13. Righteous BubbaApril 24, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    I saw one in Truth or Consequences that didn't work out so well.

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