Thursday, March 5, 2009

Curiosity and Discovery

While trying to track a package I stumbled across the UPC Database. Look:
This free service is run as a hobby of mine.
Okay then. Thanks! Seems to lean somewhat to the Bert side of the Bert-Ernie Fun Continuum, so [loses train of thought] Okay, let's enter BUTT. Ha ha! [Whoa, ENTER BUTT!]
Switch Black Euro Push Butt
Skunkweed Chunky Butt Funky CD
Sensafirm Beginner Butt Plug
3M IDC communication Connectors UY BUTT CONN JELLY
IDC UR-R BUTT CONNECTORS
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
JM CASE READY BUTT/SHANK LSWA
SH BUTT-SHANK PORTION HAM
LOREAL COULUER EXPERTE BUTT
G/N Butt Mini Rice Cake
Beavis And Butt-Head: Butt-o-ween
BGM4 4 BUTT GAUGE MARKER
PIK-A-NUT 20-24 Gauge Waterproff solder filled Butt
ORTHO WEDGE CUSHION/WAGAN TECH
JAMES HAM BUTT PORT
Kick Butt Kombo
Cat Butt Gum - Peppermint
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) 10th Anniversary Edition
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (CHECKPOINT)
Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
Most satisfying.
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13 comments:

  1. Another KiwiMarch 5, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Boudreaux's Butt Paste
    Can one get this by the case-load?

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  2. Righteous BubbaMarch 5, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    I suggest the On-the-Go Threepack.

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  3. herr doktor bimlerMarch 5, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    Never pick a fight with someone who buys Boudreaux's Butt Paste by the barrel.

    We actually have a packet of Cat's Butt Gum in the house. We acquired it in Portland at Powell's Bookshop, if memory serves. Prevents leakage.

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  4. Another KiwiMarch 5, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    So it is not pate made from Butts originating in the Boudreaux region of Fance.
    A pity.

    Capcha is telling me to grunsuc. I haven't done that for years.

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  5. Mendacious DMarch 6, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    There is a Bubba Cola. Why was I not informed of this before?

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  6. Righteous BubbaMarch 6, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Diet Bubba Cola seems wrong.

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  7. tigrisMarch 6, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Sensafirm Beginner butt plug? I'm astounded at this brave new world of learning accessories. Maybe it has training wheels?

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  8. Righteous BubbaMarch 6, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    I just don't get the concept. I mean, sometimes you gotta go don't you? Isn't the plug just some weird kind of denial?

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  9. tigrisMarch 6, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Maybe it's an electrical thing? So the beginner plug would be for an apprentice ass or perhaps even a backward journeyman butt?

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  10. herr doktor bimlerMarch 6, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    Don't let's start on the subject of "plumber's crack". Old wounds, scabs, some disassembly required.

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  11. Righteous BubbaMarch 7, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    There's nothing quite so down and dirty as getting wrecked on plumber's crack.

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  12. Another KiwiMarch 7, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    When your plumber is cracked, often times a butt plug is the only thing that can save the situation.

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  13. Righteous BubbaMarch 8, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    And they seem so grateful for it.

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