I don't need Firedoglake to explain how lame I am.
Tip #1: Post Fresh Content Every Day, Multiple Times Per Day
No. Too tired. And I'm pretty much a leech on everyone else's ideas. I should stick solely to commenting, yet I don't.
Tip #2: Enlist a Group of Writers
Not friendly enough.
Tip #3: Build a Brand and Exploit a Niche
Just think of me as your corner store: under-supplied with bizarre and unpalatable crap on the shelf, will never expand or innovate and will have to draft children to fill in.
Tip #4: Cultivate Reader Participation
As a child I walked through a bird sanctuary and they had all these labels on various plants. A recurring word was "cultivated" in front of any old plant. What it meant was that a bird had pooped there.
Tip #5: Do Consistently Great Writing
No prob. Look: Frist!!!!
Tip #6: Make Online Friends
Hi!
Tip #7: Know Yourself and Why You Want to Blog
I have time to kill and I am not creative enough to do something useful.
Thanks for the idea. Which I promptly stole.
ReplyDeleteStop making look even less entertaining in comparison. Can't you just write about accountants and shuffleboard or something?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I thought yours was funnier than crap. Especially #6.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I can't even comment properly in my own blog. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteLook up there! Simpsons reference! Cutting edge, thy name is me.
Simpsons? You're not really Jonah Goldberg are you?
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