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At some point I'm going to have to steal some animation methods from CSSPlay. The linked method looks pretty simple in the source (keeping in mind that I know nothing about CSS but I'm willing to cause problems) and might be recyclable site-wide, and there is much more stuff there besides. If the site ever goes utterly loopy you'll know I have broken the CSS. I wonder if CSS has been used as an attack method.

best of craigslist > hartford > Large Cat Statue Originally Posted: Sat, 26 Mar 21:56 EDT

Large Cat Statue

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Date: 2011-03-26, 9:56PM EDT

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Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested.

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UNERHÖRT BUMM!



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I did not know that Sai Baba was dead, but good.

best of craigslist > san diego > Manhood Camping Originally Posted: Sun, 8 May 19:35 PDT
Manhood Camping

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Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT

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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use

We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.

Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

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I think we have settled on who is to blame.