The House of Substance

Still have the wonky graphics cards so I can't actually figure out details in my photoshoppery. Oh well. Next project: eyebrows orbit ...

Susan Phalen is senior adviser for Iraq Communications at the U.S. Department of State. She has been deployed to Iraq nine times and once t...

Now that the Joe the Plumber fad is hopefully dispensed with, why not add animals to the stupid names? A sample random 20: Nonprogrammable ...

Via Curly Howard yet another crazy person: The Left sees in Palin eerie parallels to Ronald Reagan. A common-sense, plain talking former sp...

This isn't really in Aswan, but the only way for tourists to get to it is a little flight from Aswan's airport. This is the temple ...

It turns out that renaming files with a tool that fires out random names helps make your animated GIFs zippier and funnier: you wind up dum...

Skateholder. Spellcheck is not God.

Only time will tell.

BASS! Bass! Quick, boys!– An ecstasy of fumbling, Fitting the clumsy fish tanks just in time; But someone still was yelling out and stumblin...

Kid: WAIT WAIT! You forgot dessert. Dad: What are you talking about? There's no dessert after breakfast. Kid: But in SPACE there is...

It's unclear from the following, but while I was trudging my feet bloody in Cairo I was having an excellent time. It was my first real ...