The House of Substance

Until very recently you could claim you had a degree from Yale and they'd verify the documents if they looked nice. Lawsuit accuses Yal...

Me: Beep boop. Kid: Beep beep. Me: Beep boop. Kid: Boop beep. Me: Beep beep. Kid: Beep beep. Me: Boop boop. Kid: Boop boop. Me: Beep boop. K...

Pretty funny video. Yes, Hillary is better than John McCain, and this really has nothing to do with policies I like or dislike.

States’ Data Obscure How Few Finish High School By SAM DILLON Published: March 20, 2008 JACKSON, Miss. — When it comes to high school gradua...

Creed sucks. Just thought someone should mention it. Update: Creed sucks. Update II: Creed sucks.

What's a comedian? Someone who tells jokes. I'm a comedian! What do you call a cow that loves to read? I dunno, what do you call cow...

My guess is that Gey has a rough time of it.

My Bento Lunch.

...it's the worst website design ever.

A nearly cosmic comic event.

Maybe the easiest way of getting readable-yet-mangled text out of JanusNode is using the Markov chain functionality. Grab yourself a bunch...

In dealing with JanusNode and screwy computer-generated nonsense it does not escape my notice that when children are near you may wind up us...

Jay B passed this on at Sadly, No! 1. Never open a book with weather. If it's only to create atmosphere, and not a character's reac...

Via Crooked Timber , a genuine crazy person: Here’s a little thought experiment. Imagine that, on September 11, 2001, when the Twin Towers c...

One of the things JanusNode can do is make patterns out of text so that you don't have to. There are two ways of doing it, and the funn...

Paul McCartney's Kitten Pizza Ingredients: 1 jar kitten 1 pint orange, coquettishly rinsed 1 crumby cream 6 sticks dog brain, peppered 1...

Scrambled Hog with Tossed Garbanzos Ingredients: 3 teaspoons plucky hog, undeniably sugared 1 garbanzo, spiritually marinated 1 walnut 4 oun...