The House of Substance

Blogger turns quotes into, um, smart quotes when I want them to stay stupid. JanusNode only likes dumb quotes. I've edited so that the...

Dear Boner, Thanks for signing the Draft Bloomberg petition. As I am sure you know by now, the Mayor has decided that he will not run. I ha...

This one's more exciting than the SORES! one because I cut it to make it seem like she has rhythm.

The song at the end of this runs through my head quite often. Yellow, Yellowbelly Where you gonna run to now?

You warm audacious snuggler-being, you have attained the ability to rain pleasure upon your desire.

I take morbid pleasure in the #1 result for "my cat died".

I have previously noted the exacting detail in which Wikipedians have explored the question of Skeletor's head. Some would suggest that ...

It was quickly fixed.

I like JanusNode. Here's a start that I think is a little less opaque than the manual. Download JanusNode and find your way to the Janus...

I have been tagged for something, but will tag no further. So let the pain begin. They attack by butting with their large horns. They add...

People who like to mangle text can have good fun with JanusNode. It's not well explained, but there are some pre-built text DNA modules ...

I love this. Text here.

The Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal has a very restrictive photography policy so I took what I could. Enjoy.

I love the internet.

But you knew that.

Honestly, could another cat give that kind of full-body massage? That fucker should be grateful.

Or worse.