The House of Substance

When the time comes to really help my fellow man, I can think of no better way than to learn my medical technician's skills at the

Like a yokel congressman hates the NEA, I too can hate art. The Philamedelphia Artsy Whatchamadooey hosts this monstrosity, which must be c...

Dumb... ...and dumber.

Via Pharyngliualallalla: I guess my favourite thing about these angels and their AFAIK predecessors Orbs is the democratic nature of the my...

Flying saucers in New Mexico? Governor Rekindles Roswell Keay Davidson, Chronicle Science Writer Monday, August 16, 2004 Ten years after the...

Hmm. In what's become standard practice for threequels, the masters of the Pirates franchise felt that the only way they could top the p...

I have a bunch of pictures I'm doing nothing with, so why not post 'em? This and other bits of nonsense that may follow come from t...

Have you ever noticed that a slightly marble-mouthed five-year-old can make "I'm ironic" sound like "I'm moronic...

I guess if you're still hunting for evidence that John Kerry was not the pick of the Democratic litter this is more fuel for the fire. I...

I love Brian Eno, but this sentence seems a little nutty: He first created 77 Million Paintings to bring art to the increasing number of fl...

A long time ago I trolled a Pammy thread - you know who she is, right? - and some guy got really mad at me. Out of the blue he's e-mail...

When I was but a lad mom would let me win games of Scrabble. Once I got better at it I smashed her for a few decades. I recently decided to ...

I have been researching the great sport of sumo. Young boys want to become sumo in order to achieve the rank and physique of manatee. Theref...

Sages have sung about the dangers of having too much time on my hands - yes that was about me so go find your own goddamned masterwork - bu...

Q. Why did the crow cross the road? A. Becaws. You're welcome.

What Thers says: Teh awesome . Tommy Thompson cited a dead hearing aid and an urgent need to use the bathroom in explaining on Saturday why ...