The House of Substance

Your decision. The Poor Man, however, cannot be upstaged. Thanks to The Editors for the chance to be hoist by my own petard. Again.

Need to print something out. To avoid wasting ink I reset the colours: Then after I'm done, I go to Sadly, No! What do I see? A fucki...

Come on. One of the main things that draws me to writing about something is the desire to make fun of people who are taking themselves too s...

I've been thinking a little bit - a very little bit, so apologies in advance for saying something everybody has said better - about acco...

People on the news Make snafus.

Found a copy of "To a Baby Born Without Limbs" from The Anti-Death League by my favourite cranky Tory Kingsley Amis : ...

Rarely has a thread been so thoroughly demolished. Excellent work.

Breaking news! A nobody snubs one and elevates another! Frankly I have a use for the word "cunt" - my sole use on a woman was to ...

Many thanks to John Galt. Really!

I love me some soaps about average-looking limeys working dead-end jobs. Turns out the American model is, like, better, according to people...

There are, after all, plenty of people who get called names. On the internet, for instance.

So I'll pick on some poor schlub to do my part.

It's a new era in Washington, that's for sure. A big thank you to Josh Marshall for being the boss of a useful operation.

Who knew?

The little fucker.

See Thers.

Banning burqas seems like a stupid idea AGAIN. They're pretty obviously a nasty tribal method of oppression, but if someone wants to ...

Every now and then a little trolling just feels right. And if it's over on Pam's site you know you're not going to really harm ...