tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post8245161292188221584..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: McGravitas is Making Sense!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-23962519948458478022011-12-14T17:48:51.082-08:002011-12-14T17:48:51.082-08:00"P.S. You are great" made me laaaaaaaaau..."P.S. You are great" made me laaaaaaaaaugh. Your brand of funny always gets me right in my funny places.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53729516049552965292011-12-14T17:16:29.400-08:002011-12-14T17:16:29.400-08:00Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient ...<i>Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization.</i><br /><br />Mr McGravitas is able to Re-Capitalise his Business with a Drag-&-Drop Format.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-9611463822481239232011-12-14T17:02:50.066-08:002011-12-14T17:02:50.066-08:00To Whom It May Concern Provided That They Are Able...To Whom It May Concern Provided That They Are Able To Bind Company Responsible For Electing Mitt Romney,<br /><br />I Am Writing To Inform You That Mr. McGravitas' Expertise With Making Humourous Animations Of Callista Gingrich. This Skill Is Easily Worth Something In The Order Of $25,000.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Dragon-King W.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21279010007880301022011-12-14T16:59:58.476-08:002011-12-14T16:59:58.476-08:00I believe a letter writing campaign is in order.
...I believe a letter writing campaign is in order.<br /><br />Dear Wizards In Charge Of Running The Romney Campaign,<br /><br />Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization. He Also Sincerely Would Like $25,000.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />D-K Wangchuck, esq.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51186649133801471672011-12-14T16:43:46.187-08:002011-12-14T16:43:46.187-08:00If that last comment seems off-the-wall, it's ...If that last comment seems off-the-wall, it's because it's on the wrong blog. <br /><br />I hate repeating myself, so here it stays.<br /><br />Harumph.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73608272843517482792011-12-14T16:42:02.125-08:002011-12-14T16:42:02.125-08:00I am Japane-e-ese if you plea-e-ease.
I am kinda ...I am Japane-e-ese if you plea-e-ease.<br /><br />I am kinda stripey if you don't please.<br /><br />Hmmm. That reminds me of something.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36820835636785663962011-12-14T15:50:24.542-08:002011-12-14T15:50:24.542-08:00Substance McGravitas has been a leader in the Janu...Substance McGravitas has been a leader in the JanusNode poetry movement for years.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44049408652167892542011-12-14T13:27:44.763-08:002011-12-14T13:27:44.763-08:00Dear Mittens,
Like you, my ancestors knew that m...Dear Mittens, <br /><br />Like you, my ancestors knew that marriage was a sacred covenant between a man and several women. Also, I am not a witch. I am not undead, nor am I a filthy Canadian.<br /><br />I will offer my services for free, as long as you are willing, in exchange for your willingness to get on national television with this dude: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-gay-veteran-6615286Malacylpsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12449296885300846882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42757774177424750732011-12-14T09:41:21.836-08:002011-12-14T09:41:21.836-08:00Meaning thanks J—. That Thundra just creeps me ou...Meaning thanks J—. That Thundra just creeps me out with all them orbs.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-7334044216220952522011-12-14T09:36:26.100-08:002011-12-14T09:36:26.100-08:00OMG. Thank you.OMG. Thank you.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11530516281523552112011-12-14T09:36:09.274-08:002011-12-14T09:36:09.274-08:00P.S., McGravitas: Stop Making Sense.
~P.S., McGravitas: Stop Making Sense.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28435600561996497372011-12-14T09:33:16.038-08:002011-12-14T09:33:16.038-08:00Did you all see the whole thing? Now I know O'...Did you all see <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2011/12/locking_it_down.php?ref=fpblg" rel="nofollow">the whole thing</a>? Now I know O'Donnell knows Romney will do the Right Thing because he is a Washington Outsider.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60621167557577013602011-12-14T08:55:12.589-08:002011-12-14T08:55:12.589-08:00Dear Romney Campaign:
I will do everything Mr. Mc...Dear Romney Campaign:<br /><br />I will do everything Mr. McGravitas can do for you, at a lower fee of $20,000.<br /><br />And I am an American, so you can avoid the inevitable accusations of sending jobs elsewhere, even if that has been the habit.<br /><br />SINCERESTLY, <br /><br />Zombie Rotten Mcdonaldzombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41663239611160814232011-12-14T07:38:34.468-08:002011-12-14T07:38:34.468-08:00No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"...<i>No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!" </i><br /><br />Oh right.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36916849816979594032011-12-14T05:25:10.111-08:002011-12-14T05:25:10.111-08:00By the time the Newt story has run its course, the...<i>By the time the Newt story has run its course, the Newtards will be left with only their new hero, David Brooks.<br /><br />-Bill Reilly</i><br /><br />From the comments, he cackled.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32783509957264024642011-12-13T23:29:37.440-08:002011-12-13T23:29:37.440-08:00No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"...No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com