tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post5693106264801378463..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Rhyme CrimeSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76823398492404579842009-05-07T08:41:00.000-07:002009-05-07T08:41:00.000-07:00I think you misspelled senatoe.I think you misspelled senatoe.fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6319241866766184522009-05-07T01:54:00.000-07:002009-05-07T01:54:00.000-07:00Now AK is confused, and thinking of the Clark Asht...Now AK is confused, and thinking of the <a href="http://www.eldritchdark.com/writings/short-stories/21/the-chain-of-aforgomon" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">Clark Ashton Smith story</a>.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27920365631510739522009-05-06T21:59:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:59:00.000-07:00Whereas Dan Quaalude was bound by chains of irony ...Whereas Dan Quaalude was bound by chains of irony which froze him until GHWB released his inner potato.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35485305867479180442009-05-06T21:40:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:40:00.000-07:00Jezebel, I bind you with chains of iron! Sexy!Jezebel, I bind you with chains of iron! Sexy!Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69786146730836734822009-05-06T21:37:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:37:00.000-07:00Good lord! Years of suppressed sexual longings for...Good lord! Years of suppressed sexual longings for "The Rhinestone Cowboy" are explained!<br><br>However the efficacy of the Dan Quayle writing is pretty near total.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24574616023280503302009-05-06T21:35:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:35:00.000-07:00Why I don't want to have sex with Dan QuayleIt...Why <i>I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle<br><br></i>It appears that you are possessed by the spirit of the recently-deceased J. G. Ballard.<br>Out, Jezebel Spirit! We command thee by book and bell and candle! Leave this man, for he is Righteous in the name of FSM!herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65616589055675142952009-05-06T21:23:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:23:00.000-07:00A long time ago I had a Glen Campbell record with ...A long time ago I had a Glen Campbell record with "subliminal" writing on the cover. I nevertheless found I did not want to have sex with him.<br><br>I suppose if I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle the subliminals are more successful this time.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19205904622214185262009-05-06T21:19:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:19:00.000-07:00Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls i...<i>Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!</i>I'm not an artist or nothin' but was it necessary to write "fuck off" in the iris of the left eye?Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37319493170840282262009-05-06T19:31:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:31:00.000-07:00I am inspired now to create a series of prints bas...I am inspired now to create a series of prints based on Yves Klein's <a href="http://www.ac-grenoble.fr/artsvisuels26/empreintes/klein.jpg" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">Anthropometries</a>, but using birds slathered in paint rather than nude ladies.<br><br>Heed the voice of experience when I advise you not to try this with cats.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44638262628293829502009-05-06T18:52:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:52:00.000-07:00I'll trade a fine quetzal for a glass of quets...I'll trade a fine quetzal for a glass of quetsch.<br>~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©http://geocities.com/ifthethunderdontgetya/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26792552250913060242009-05-06T18:48:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:48:00.000-07:00And from that wisdom came the Estima Chapel ceilin...And from that wisdom came the Estima Chapel ceiling.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17072037092403559182009-05-06T18:27:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:27:00.000-07:00Michelangelo also believed that each frozen quail ...Michelangelo also believed that each frozen quail has a beautiful potato to be found within it, and the sculptor's duty is to free that potato by removing the excess quail.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63049300679474662102009-05-06T17:52:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:52:00.000-07:00You freeze them, then chip your potato out. Voila...You freeze them, then chip your potato out. Voila!Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17012731119021732702009-05-06T17:41:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:41:00.000-07:00I tried to make a quail-print picture of a potato,...I tried to make a quail-print picture of a potato, but the Frau Doktorin Penny was not well pleased with all the squawking and the feathers everywhere.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88630070952254809532009-05-06T17:14:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:14:00.000-07:00Dan and I haven't used the leash for ages. An...Dan and I haven't used the leash for ages. And I feel so alone.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48278655105768486752009-05-06T17:11:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:11:00.000-07:00I hope you know what you've unleashed! Not eve...I hope you know what you've unleashed! Not even Plink, the Ocelot, can save you now...Jenniferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-22021408317523621902009-05-06T17:08:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:08:00.000-07:00Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls ...Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-78933896257979738772009-05-06T16:58:00.000-07:002009-05-06T16:58:00.000-07:00That's a potato print picture, too isn't i...That's a potato print picture, too isn't it?Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.com