tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post5640937512418750927..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: We Girls Should Know LessSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39465339406844086042011-05-23T22:43:41.912-07:002011-05-23T22:43:41.912-07:00Trixie notes (right side):
[twitter to go here a...Trixie notes (right side): <br /><br /><i>[twitter to go here as soon as I can make it stop looking like a stretched-out anus]</i><br /><br />I'll go ahead & assume no one around these parts knows how to make it stop.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35749113561887061502011-05-23T19:30:02.997-07:002011-05-23T19:30:02.997-07:00Oooh K-Lo money shot:
Shorter (okay, not really--...<i>Oooh K-Lo money shot:</i><br /><br />Shorter (okay, not really--it this case, "shorter" refers to "subtext painfully revealed"):<br /><br />"My internalized oppression and self-hatred are so strong that I cling to the fiction of the Madonna/Whore dichotomy as if it would one day sex me up in a manner sanctioned by the the Pope and provide me with dozens of children to raise in the Church to become upright Christian soldiers who also never get laid."TruculentandUnreliablehttp://www.operationacoustickitty.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-50081666619058502342011-05-23T17:36:26.377-07:002011-05-23T17:36:26.377-07:00Hey, thanks for the lead!
I sent Trixie an email....Hey, thanks for the lead!<br /><br />I sent Trixie an email. Looks to me like Jackhammer Jesus could use a general cleaning, tune-up and lubrication, and maybe some sound dampening.<br /><br />I could put Jesus on the bench, tear him down, remount the motor on some rubber O rings, glue in some vibration enhancement struts and some batting insulation and seal the whole thing up.<br /><br />Thirty five bucks, two weeks turnaround and trust me, you'll be very happy with your overhauled Jackhammer Jesus...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2367485399272363352011-05-23T16:42:33.957-07:002011-05-23T16:42:33.957-07:00Right in her third eye.Right in her third eye.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76419391021416056192011-05-23T15:46:52.927-07:002011-05-23T15:46:52.927-07:00K-Lo: The Last American VirginK-Lo: The Last American VirginSusan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39947664003264758062011-05-23T14:54:52.646-07:002011-05-23T14:54:52.646-07:00The problem lies within the national organization’...<i>The problem lies within the national organization’s leadership and its lack of adherence to its promise of neutrality.</i><br /><br />...yes, the little old lady does seem to want to cross the road - we are unable to advise as to your course of action (please sign this waiver)ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38699846350794595262011-05-23T14:43:04.837-07:002011-05-23T14:43:04.837-07:00Don't stand in front of Callista--she'll e...Don't stand in front of Callista--she'll eat you!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60475586006742676752011-05-23T14:39:57.790-07:002011-05-23T14:39:57.790-07:00Oooh K-Lo money shot:
You go, girls! And, as in a ...Oooh K-Lo money shot:<br /><i>You go, girls! And, as in a Taylor Swift song or two, the guys might just follow — and appreciate it more than you know.</i><br />The Stepford Wives line forms here!!!Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39289897919742411442011-05-23T14:20:49.484-07:002011-05-23T14:20:49.484-07:00VS is over-sharing.
In my defense, I was helpless...<em>VS is over-sharing.</em><br /><br />In my defense, I was helpless against the lure of slightly larger Canadian penises. <br /><br />But I'd say if anyone's oversharing here, it's Trixie. (Although you I'm sure you gentlemen think she's sharing about the right amount.)<br /><br /><em>Wait until K-Lo get a load of the Abortion merit badge.</em><br /><br />THAT is funny.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36690935272246047912011-05-23T14:13:17.172-07:002011-05-23T14:13:17.172-07:00Wait until K-Lo get a load of the Abortion merit b...Wait until K-Lo get a load of the Abortion merit badge.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-8638120178316473342011-05-23T13:35:23.149-07:002011-05-23T13:35:23.149-07:00I'm really looking forward to your entry
VS i...<i>I'm really looking forward to your entry</i><br /><br />VS is over-sharing.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18473801686229257442011-05-23T13:34:35.667-07:002011-05-23T13:34:35.667-07:00In our researches for K-Lo's sex toys we spied...In our researches for K-Lo's sex toys we spied <a href="http://tastytrixie.com/blog/2005/07/symbols-controversy.html" title="" rel="nofollow">this complaint from a webcammy naked person</a> that her Christian viewers only complain about Jackhammer Jesus AFTER they get off.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42878426680298104442011-05-23T13:12:53.735-07:002011-05-23T13:12:53.735-07:00That Jackhammer Jesus review woke me up a bit. (I ...That Jackhammer Jesus review woke me up a bit. (I am tired and under the weather.)<br /><br />**Yes. <br /><br />I'm really looking forward to your entry on when K-Lo is <em>not</em> upset about sex. It's gonna be SO GOOD!!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.com