tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1681176107980516601..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Religious AuthoritiesSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68075905662565202652010-07-13T14:22:29.695-07:002010-07-13T14:22:29.695-07:00HilariousHilariousfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47575512916975118802010-07-13T13:56:23.186-07:002010-07-13T13:56:23.186-07:00Don't worry about the government.<a href="http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&cf=all&ned=ca&hl=en&q=pakistan+degree+hec" title="" rel="nofollow">Don't worry about the government.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86237375148510812322010-07-13T13:53:16.275-07:002010-07-13T13:53:16.275-07:00MY PAKISTANI PHD IS TOTALLY LEGIT!!MY PAKISTANI PHD IS TOTALLY LEGIT!!fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48056970559946670722010-07-13T13:31:55.023-07:002010-07-13T13:31:55.023-07:00a crime-ridden, no-tell motel on a desolate road d...<i>a crime-ridden, no-tell motel on a desolate road dominated by hay bales and barns with sunken roofs.<br /><br />"My first thought was: This would make an excellent monastery," says the archbishop, whose earthly name is Timothy Kjera. "The rooms in front are the perfect size for a monk's cell."</i><br /><br />In days gone by they could have used the old "Turn-it-into-a-private-prison" scam, but too many people have already pulled that one and it might not elicit so much enthusiasm from the townspeople.<br /><br />See also "Nice things; why we can't have them".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65052399754356839502010-07-13T09:13:41.818-07:002010-07-13T09:13:41.818-07:00GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
Look, if I have to sit up ...<i>GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.</i><br /><br />Look, if <a href="http://www.spike.com/video/mcdonalds-filet-o/3123112" rel="nofollow">I have to sit up on the shelf</a>, you should at least let me talk to my neighbors.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24285159583979643842010-07-12T22:39:33.770-07:002010-07-12T22:39:33.770-07:00Whereas in other nations, this shit is seen right ...<i>Whereas in other nations, this shit is seen right through, eh?</i><br /><br />Other nations are not so free and easy with tax status, and other nations tend to be harder to set diploma mills up in.<br /><br />Mind you, there's Pakistan.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82559901517010631912010-07-12T22:30:20.856-07:002010-07-12T22:30:20.856-07:00in the US there are enormous benefits to operating...<i>in the US there are enormous benefits to operating your scam while wearing funny outfits and crucifixes. </i><br /><br />Whereas in other nations, this shit is seen right through, eh?<br /><br />Chauvinism aside, you'd think decent Americans would reject these incense-burning fuckwads because they're pre-RCC (therefore unapproved) weirdos, but maybe not.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-9355206789714276982010-07-12T18:31:18.785-07:002010-07-12T18:31:18.785-07:00the cleric in charge is named METROPOLITAN STEPHEN...<i>the cleric in charge is named METROPOLITAN STEPHEN?</i><br /><br />I think it was a mistake for his parents to name everyone in the family after London underground lines.<br />Not so bad for his sister Victoria Stephen, but young Hammersmith & City Stephen was bullied at school.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-20049262072819793452010-07-12T17:52:32.378-07:002010-07-12T17:52:32.378-07:00Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade...
Captcha offers ...Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade...<br /><br />Captcha offers gynednea, the patron saint of Female Genitalia...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-3052911209870586902010-07-12T17:07:27.739-07:002010-07-12T17:07:27.739-07:00Chuckles?
~<a href="http://freelancegenius.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-tarantulas-poor-defenseless.html" rel="nofollow">Chuckles</a>?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51226331491024132912010-07-12T16:39:42.714-07:002010-07-12T16:39:42.714-07:00was his bishop named Chuckletrousers Karrmann?was his bishop named Chuckletrousers Karrmann?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1410098884127715122010-07-12T16:27:02.715-07:002010-07-12T16:27:02.715-07:00Archimandrite Stephen would have scared off those ...Archimandrite Stephen would have scared off those who fear spiders.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29218551748972343272010-07-12T16:24:04.198-07:002010-07-12T16:24:04.198-07:00the cleric in charge is named METROPOLITAN STEPHEN...the cleric in charge is named METROPOLITAN STEPHEN?<br /><br />and yet they have questionable credibility. huh.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-16900306025984328492010-07-12T14:49:26.595-07:002010-07-12T14:49:26.595-07:00Right there on the shelf next to unicorns and basi...<i>Right there on the shelf next to unicorns and basilisks.</i><br /><br />GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11842330671813799442010-07-12T14:46:01.249-07:002010-07-12T14:46:01.249-07:00Did I say tits? I meant populism.
Marry UP Rusty...Did I say tits? I meant populism.<br /><br /><i>Marry UP Rusty!</i><br /><br />Like I have a choice.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83198509700035093482010-07-12T14:40:11.201-07:002010-07-12T14:40:11.201-07:00Marry UP Rusty!Marry UP Rusty!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21988588108396702922010-07-12T14:36:11.532-07:002010-07-12T14:36:11.532-07:00Palin's con is brilliant, yes, but I don't...Palin's con is brilliant, yes, but I don't have the tits to pull it off.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66868871105268265852010-07-12T13:47:22.129-07:002010-07-12T13:47:22.129-07:00Sarah Palin's got non-politician politician......Sarah Palin's got non-politician politician...that's pretty new.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60405511390423192822010-07-12T13:38:03.111-07:002010-07-12T13:38:03.111-07:00All the best ways to make money off of stupid peop...All the best ways to make money off of stupid people have already been thought of.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45984488022984292182010-07-12T13:27:39.313-07:002010-07-12T13:27:39.313-07:00Credible religious authorities obviously.Credible religious authorities obviously.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85470713103210811812010-07-12T13:19:03.028-07:002010-07-12T13:19:03.028-07:00But these monks have credibility issues.
Compared ...<i>But these monks have credibility issues.</i><br />Compared to whom?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90765722703497721512010-07-12T12:58:18.802-07:002010-07-12T12:58:18.802-07:00It was Archbishop Timothy who first drove past the...<i>It was Archbishop Timothy who first drove past the Canfield Colonial Motel Condotel, a crime-ridden, no-tell motel on a desolate road dominated by hay bales and barns with sunken roofs.</i><br /><br />I believe Candiesis of Dalmatia is the patron saint of meth cookers.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.com