tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1610067952538160614..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: The DensitometerSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44029561988838000672011-03-26T18:51:49.332-07:002011-03-26T18:51:49.332-07:00No no no. Not looking for that device at all.No no no. Not looking for that device at all.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-64969026254858174202011-03-26T09:54:08.319-07:002011-03-26T09:54:08.319-07:00I believe THIS is the device you're looking fo...I believe <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph" rel="nofollow">THIS is the device you're looking for</a>.mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-77563681909352705042011-03-25T17:06:59.455-07:002011-03-25T17:06:59.455-07:00...and we'll put you in the scanner.
The resu...<i>...and we'll put you in the scanner.</i><br /><br />The results are much more satisfactory if you don't move. (It can be arranged.)ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-92125202334069621242011-03-25T16:50:40.267-07:002011-03-25T16:50:40.267-07:00So you do need to be put in a machine to be told y...<i>So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? </i><br /><br />Just close your eyes <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pabYYe08NRg/Sxdc2h7EQfI/AAAAAAAAAkk/e7xLtR2iwqA/s400/Wiertz,+Premature+Burial,+1854.jpg" rel="nofollow">and we'll put you in the scanner</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36797623686585334722011-03-25T15:01:54.522-07:002011-03-25T15:01:54.522-07:00So you do need to be put in a machine to be told y...<i>So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? </i><br /><br />DO NOT JUDGE MY HOBBIES.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37793936536035959902011-03-25T13:56:32.580-07:002011-03-25T13:56:32.580-07:00So you do need to be put in a machine to be told y...So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? My guess: no.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69653920682183718892011-03-25T12:58:03.369-07:002011-03-25T12:58:03.369-07:00Detects filling errors and gas bubbles in the samp...<i>Detects filling errors and gas bubbles in the sample</i><br /><br />I wonder if it pays out if you reach a certain gas level. Could be a winner for me.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57152772985249653362011-03-25T12:26:31.085-07:002011-03-25T12:26:31.085-07:00http://www.anton-paar.com/Density-Meters-DMA-Gener...http://www.anton-paar.com/Density-Meters-DMA-Generation-M/Density-Meter/60_Corporate_en?product_id=144<br /><br /><br />Being dense myself I thought of this.kennymfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12727586816036492960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36598938907649442782011-03-25T11:44:18.416-07:002011-03-25T11:44:18.416-07:00I think I saw this movie on late-night cable...I think I saw this movie on late-night cable...Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-62121415071704902282011-03-25T11:11:11.786-07:002011-03-25T11:11:11.786-07:00I'm not the only dense one! Woo-HOO!I'm not the only dense one! Woo-HOO!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58185814046800109992011-03-25T10:47:45.585-07:002011-03-25T10:47:45.585-07:00It's full service here, especially for anonymo...It's full service here, especially for anonymous strangers.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19056099631617213812011-03-25T10:45:31.943-07:002011-03-25T10:45:31.943-07:00(...now you've RUINED the gag by explaining it...(...now you've RUINED the gag by explaining it!!)ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80837833663944978902011-03-25T10:29:26.229-07:002011-03-25T10:29:26.229-07:00Well, the device in this case is probably a bone d...Well, the device in this case is probably a bone density measuring thingy. The only gag is a simpleton's gag: I don't want to be put in a machine to be told I'm dense.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-50285705119194885342011-03-25T08:36:46.351-07:002011-03-25T08:36:46.351-07:00What's the gag? That a densitometer is for me...What's the gag? That a densitometer is for measuring color density in printing plants? The mistranslation?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27958349276401146982011-03-24T13:25:50.862-07:002011-03-24T13:25:50.862-07:00Meter rising...Meter rising...Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28410678047603276552011-03-24T12:55:57.461-07:002011-03-24T12:55:57.461-07:00This entry--totally don't get it.
Shanty be ...This entry--totally don't get it. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2814819843269246078&postID=688048385953351304&page=1&token=1300989559426" rel="nofollow">Shanty be back!</a>Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51283266310998268292011-03-24T12:08:16.979-07:002011-03-24T12:08:16.979-07:00Just don't let the densitometer people work on...Just don't let the densitometer people work on it. The penisomitter should be ACCURATE.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26567941076445372292011-03-24T11:39:58.891-07:002011-03-24T11:39:58.891-07:00The nursing manipulations have a newsletter?
The ...The nursing manipulations have a newsletter? <br />The computer lab looks pretty bloody good. Like the shot of the cafeteria with everyone in their lab coats, hah! germs are for weaklings.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.com