News in names:Ron Artest, a Lakers’ forward, is one step closer to changing his name. Artest has already filed the necessary paperwork with the Los Angeles County Superior Court so that he can change his name. Artest wants to change his name to “Metta World Peace” and he is serious about this.
Ron
you silly Billy, I demand to know why I was not consulted. The
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Tishpicayune Mortician-Patterning?
ReplyDeleteOf the Jacksonville Mortician-Patternings?
Seriously.
Who's gonna step up and accept the job of letting Ron know he mis-spelled 'Meta'? 'Cause, y'know, we oughtn't wait until the judge signs off on it...
He says metta is, like, buddhist or sanskrit or something. He's not going all meta on us.
ReplyDeleteHow about 'Betta World Peace'?
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Metta World Peace
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's like the metta in "Metta girl called Lola and I took her back to my place."
Minted World Peas. Once you get the marketing right, it's all gravy.
ReplyDeleteOne-word names are all the rage.
ReplyDeleteSo says WV, which offers Fansediz to Mr Artest.
Call me "Clogs."
ReplyDeleteNobleman Antiquarians
ReplyDeleteNo fonts, damnit!
Metaphorical Toledo is so much nicer than Actual Toledo.
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