tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post9049651813214038450..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: New ReleasesSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34408349824789511962010-10-12T13:21:38.236-07:002010-10-12T13:21:38.236-07:00The 3rd Disgusting Fusiliers as S. Milligan would ...The 3rd Disgusting Fusiliers as S. Milligan would have it.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32987319232792300802010-10-11T21:06:28.978-07:002010-10-11T21:06:28.978-07:00Bad news, Brigadier-General!
Out with it, Major.
...Bad news, Brigadier-General!<br /><br />Out with it, Major.<br /><br />The enemy, sir, the enemy...<br /><br />Yes, yes, we know they fight dirty. Come to the point or we'll be here all day.<br /><br />They've put nude ladies in the front line! Our troops are terrified!<br /><br />Fortunately, Major, we have a contingency plan. Send for mikey.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49511491290197430082010-10-11T18:44:37.960-07:002010-10-11T18:44:37.960-07:00Hi. If I might be so bold, that is some WONDERFUL...Hi. If I might be so bold, that is some WONDERFUL junk you've got there. Elegant in design, lyrical in execution, and somewhat playful aesthetically. <br /><br />Y'know, it kind of smells. But that's OK! I think it's attractive and I'd give it a blue ribbon.<br /><br />Yes I would...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26216622708783871272010-10-11T18:09:54.250-07:002010-10-11T18:09:54.250-07:00Magazines carved on the skulls of the fallen were ...Magazines carved on the skulls of the fallen were bound to be different.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57486008576001699552010-10-11T16:00:11.711-07:002010-10-11T16:00:11.711-07:00The soldiers seeing the female form which was diff...The soldiers seeing the female form which was different to those that they had seen in magazines were sore afraid and vouchsafed their confusion and fled into the sea.<br />Then the arms race kicked in of course...Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-20973512457822967142010-10-11T14:53:40.699-07:002010-10-11T14:53:40.699-07:00Also that (very brief) Q&A does not mention Pl...Also that (very brief) Q&A does not mention Plutarch's account of the women of Lycia:<br /><i>The men besought Bellerophon to check it, but when they could not prevail on him, the women, pulling up their garments, came to meet him; and when he, for shame, retreated towards the sea again, the wave also, it is said, went back with him.</i><br /><br />Kids today, are they learning??Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31386995155213038772010-10-11T14:43:12.678-07:002010-10-11T14:43:12.678-07:00he observed a woman who was being besieged by peop...<i>he observed a woman who was being besieged by people with pitchforks</i><br />Meanwhile the Romans are attacking the ditch with arrows.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60781264415700501072010-10-11T12:49:09.582-07:002010-10-11T12:49:09.582-07:00Young women need to stop being ashamed of their ge...<i>Young women need to stop being ashamed of their genitals</i><br /><br />Yeah!<br /><br />That's what I'M talkin' about.<br /><br />Seriously. What can I do to help?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44894633184469821032010-10-11T12:06:00.485-07:002010-10-11T12:06:00.485-07:00It calls to mind Erik the Red's half sister Fr...It calls to mind Erik the Red's half sister Freydis who, in a fight with the skraelings, picked up the sword of a slain viking, exposed her (ample)breasts and slapped them vigorously with the flat of the sword, horrifying the skraelings and turning the tide of the battle.guitarist manquénoreply@blogger.com