tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post8722883606679513755..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: And You Knew Who You Were ThenSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-55461814688249025082011-07-14T19:35:13.483-07:002011-07-14T19:35:13.483-07:00What powers do the worlfs have?
They can make any...<i>What powers do the worlfs have?</i><br /><br />They can make anything fit inna waffle, anything.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-30408472642593262402011-07-14T17:28:14.322-07:002011-07-14T17:28:14.322-07:00Oh, I just noticed AK already made my joke. You ca...Oh, I just noticed AK already made my joke. You can go straight to hell, AK. <br /><br />Substance, I can't imagine NC beating NY, but who knows? You're not actually going to make me verify this with actual research and factual information are you? Sheesh.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45839040477588486292011-07-14T16:18:26.805-07:002011-07-14T16:18:26.805-07:00North Carolina has more production complexes and s...<i>North Carolina has more production complexes and sound stages than any state in the nation outside of California</i><br /><br />Not going to count, but isn't there a place called New York with some major media going on in it?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15196892346739252122011-07-14T15:50:52.307-07:002011-07-14T15:50:52.307-07:00John Nolte, editor-in-chief of Big Hollywood, has ...<em>John Nolte, editor-in-chief of Big Hollywood, has moved to North Carolina.</em><br /><br />Uh-oh. <a href="http://www.city-data.com/forum/north-carolina/65427-movies-filmed-north-carolina.html" rel="nofollow">NC</a> has become a popular place to film movies on the cheap. Hope those damn moviemakers don't get their liberal cooties all over the state.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75705737219118505902011-07-14T15:46:39.901-07:002011-07-14T15:46:39.901-07:00Now I am imagining an alternative-worlf
It's ...<em>Now I am imagining an alternative-worlf</em><br /><br />It's hard for me to imagine a worlf, much less an alternative one. What's a worlf? I'm thinking it must be some sort of character in Dungeons and Dragons or something. What powers do the worlfs have?Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37001385373088953112011-07-14T07:57:05.091-07:002011-07-14T07:57:05.091-07:00Mr. Breitbart have the air conditioning system at ...<i>Mr. Breitbart have the air conditioning system at bug-eyed Hollywood checked out because it seems to be putting out strange fumes.</i><br /><br />I dunno, AK. I'm not convinced that's the air conditioning that's doing that.mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88065757305570004042011-07-14T07:46:46.371-07:002011-07-14T07:46:46.371-07:00'Totally the same' unless you are judging ...'Totally the same' unless you are judging the funny. I never saw that sketch and I lol'd - which I don't do typically.<br /><br />And Nolte from Sub McGrav's link:<br /><i>What city does that man live in? Or does he just look down on the “little people” hustling out a living in the valley and seize every opportunity available to lord his progressive superiority over us? Because the Oscar-winning moral obscenity known as “Crash” would have you believe that the marvelous American melting pot known as Los Angeles is filled with racists and racial strife and racial tension and race, race race, race race. Well, that’s a damned lie. My hand to God, in eight years I have personally never seen, been involved in, or known anyone involved in any kind of racial incident.</i><br /><br />I also found 'Crash' to be a bit too Lawrence Kasdan for my taste, but that what he done said there is just pure gold-shit, Haggis notwithstanding.davidlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04754707934311038544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51922889956244571422011-07-14T06:07:32.473-07:002011-07-14T06:07:32.473-07:00I would suggest that Mr. Breitbart have the air co...<i>I would suggest that Mr. Breitbart have the air conditioning system at bug-eyed Hollywood checked out</i><br /><br />John Nolte, editor-in-chief of Big Hollywood, <a href="http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2011/06/30/in-which-i-say-goodbye-to-los-angeles-and-tell-paul-haggis-to-go-to-hell/" title="∈☀∋" rel="nofollow">has moved to North Carolina.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-7401003746803559212011-07-14T06:03:19.816-07:002011-07-14T06:03:19.816-07:00Yes, because episodes of All in the Family are con...Yes, because episodes of <i>All in the Family</i> are constantly being presented in public spaces with public funding. Also too, Eddie Murphy played Jerry Lewis in teh Nutty Professor movies.<br /><br />Semi-OT, apparently a musical version of <i>Thoroughly Modern Millie</i> has become quite a popular production amongst high schools.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87358917638683110092011-07-14T05:42:18.642-07:002011-07-14T05:42:18.642-07:00I don't know mikey, even with the pillows and ...I don't know mikey, even with the pillows and the rules and all, ain't no way I am getting in the ring with Mohammed Ali.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44186501826212894552011-07-14T04:15:36.938-07:002011-07-14T04:15:36.938-07:00In the time before boxing was state-regulated a gu...<em>In the time before boxing was state-regulated a guy would go down and his opponent was allowed to smear him with Jif to the count of ten. These days boxing is less dangerous.</em><br /><br />That is funny. :D<br /><br />Everybody knows that Jif causes concussions.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72949933871487072942011-07-13T23:11:28.159-07:002011-07-13T23:11:28.159-07:00According to the TV programme QI bare knuckle boxe...According to the TV programme <a href="http://www.qi.com/tv/" rel="nofollow">QI</a> bare knuckle boxers were much less likely to be killed by the boxing because they did not aim for the head because the jaw bone used to break their fingers. <br />Fascinating.<br />Mr. Nolte has a fried brain, sad but true. He seems to think that one cannot find a movie characterisation offensive if one doesn't find all movie characterisations offensive. I would suggest that Mr. Breitbart have the air conditioning system at bug-eyed Hollywood checked out because it seems to be putting out strange fumes.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80204775228352607442011-07-13T21:29:16.944-07:002011-07-13T21:29:16.944-07:00alternative-worlf
This must be one of those alt ...<i>alternative-worlf </i><br /><br />This must be one of those alt slash Star Trek thinghies, right?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21564708218496827422011-07-13T20:19:32.051-07:002011-07-13T20:19:32.051-07:00He must have played more white folks at some point...He must have played more white folks at some point, right? The Klumps or something?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-12935808230499595392011-07-13T20:16:59.770-07:002011-07-13T20:16:59.770-07:00all those white folks that Eddie Murphy must have ...<i>all those white folks that Eddie Murphy must have played</i><br /><br />Is this one of those Affirmative Action things?<br />Now I am imagining an alternative-worlf production of <i>Othello</i> in which Murphy plays Iago.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35141027385724135242011-07-13T19:38:04.820-07:002011-07-13T19:38:04.820-07:00In the time before boxing was state-regulated a gu...In the time before boxing was state-regulated a guy would go down and his opponent was allowed to smear him with Jif to the count of ten. These days boxing is less dangerous.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18329866973244141302011-07-13T18:58:38.519-07:002011-07-13T18:58:38.519-07:00Boxing is another thing I know a lot about.Boxing is another thing I know a lot about.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51004397803536801712011-07-13T18:07:12.666-07:002011-07-13T18:07:12.666-07:00Y'know, there is so much wrong with that whole...Y'know, there is so much wrong with that whole argument about who might or might not be the greatest boxer of all time, it's hard to even know where to begin.<br /><br />But the thing is, there's just too many variables. You've got those pillows on your hands, there's only two combatants, there's a bunch of arbitrary rules enforced by a third dood you not only can't hit, you can't even threaten to hit, and there's this enclosed space with a nice level floor, no furniture and no hard or sharp-edged items that might be brought into play.<br /><br />I don't know what that is, but it's far to artificial to proclaim that this dood or that dood is the greatest.<br /><br />The greatest was David Villareal, a five foot six inch Mestizo Mixtec from the dry mountains, the fastest, craziest and most fearless barehand fighter I ever saw. <br /><br />David loved to fight. You had to think long and hard about going out drinking beer with him, because there was going to be a fight, and it was going to be a serious one, not a few perfunctory slaps and an angry bartender. He actively preyed on cowboys, and when he was finished with a bar full of them, he would go out to the parking lot and pee on their pick em up trucks.<br /><br />He never stopped laughing, and he had a huge supply of gorgeous dark-eyed 'cousins' that were an incredible pleasure to wake up next to, no matter how much everything from the soles of your feet to the ends of your hair hurt.<br /><br />It seems like a crazed dream now, but standing back to back with David between two broken down pool tables in the back of a Fort Worth honkey tonk laughing our asses off and waiting for what appeared to be a battalion of cowboys to work their way in was truly one of the happiest moments of my life.<br /><br />Now THAT was a boxer...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66382870289702620592011-07-13T17:50:33.019-07:002011-07-13T17:50:33.019-07:00No Irish!No Irish!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33521135961489617002011-07-13T17:49:31.566-07:002011-07-13T17:49:31.566-07:00Erm, you mean like this portrayal of an old Jewish...Erm, you mean like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWvDao-MpOk&feature=related" rel="nofollow">this portrayal of an old Jewish guy</a>,which is basically like every imitation of an old Jewish guy ever done by anybody, white or black?Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.com