tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post8319898586179385540..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Holiday StoriesSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-417866955281198002011-12-31T12:47:46.346-08:002011-12-31T12:47:46.346-08:00A Pig Types:
You people are awful. Poor little p...<b>A Pig Types: </b><br /><br />You people are awful. Poor little piglet. <br /><br />Just for that, no bacon today, I'm going to eat dough-nuts.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-78741474008616149792011-12-31T01:03:37.030-08:002011-12-31T01:03:37.030-08:00Nothing like a heartwarming story about a parapleg...Nothing like a heartwarming story about a paraplegic pig to bring the family closer to the holidays. Was tiddly-winks, perchance, on the menu?wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88771709829124440082011-12-30T22:54:01.108-08:002011-12-30T22:54:01.108-08:00I don't want to ruin vs' impression of far...I don't want to ruin vs' impression of farm pigs, but Tiddly Winks' mom lay on a whole lotta stuff.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21400138206723967852011-12-30T19:27:10.774-08:002011-12-30T19:27:10.774-08:00It's, um, Jake.
From State Farm...It's, um, Jake.<br /><br />From State Farm...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49127331365955885192011-12-30T17:12:54.499-08:002011-12-30T17:12:54.499-08:00thudner: BANNEDthudner: BANNEDDr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38645835046726065782011-12-30T16:50:09.660-08:002011-12-30T16:50:09.660-08:00And then Tiddly Winks became delicious bacon, the ...And then Tiddly Winks became delicious bacon, the end.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53556161741416437732011-12-30T15:00:48.490-08:002011-12-30T15:00:48.490-08:00Aww, geez. That Tiddly Winks is some pig. *sniff*
...Aww, geez. That Tiddly Winks is <a href="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3200000/charlotte-s-web-charlottes-web-3287850-1024-768.jpg" rel="nofollow"><em>some pig</em>.</a> *sniff*<br /><br />BTW, is someone repurposing name-card holders as rubberband holders? 'Cuz I think that's awesome.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27150498258792868582011-12-30T14:07:29.738-08:002011-12-30T14:07:29.738-08:00Well it's just takes one little mark for Lovey...Well it's just takes one little mark for Lovey to become the Black Sheep.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02608196798907149134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57379858854162927922011-12-30T14:04:35.859-08:002011-12-30T14:04:35.859-08:00"Lovey the Lamb", marked with oil? Is t..."Lovey the Lamb", marked with oil? Is this a heavy petting zoo?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.com