tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post8055730892829387508..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Sexy Librarian Alert!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53101196175466001502011-04-27T16:10:25.808-07:002011-04-27T16:10:25.808-07:00I wonder if the reference desk will help the patro...<i>I wonder if the reference desk will help the patrons find the best sites for their preferred pornstyle, fetish, equipment and clothing. </i><br /><br />When I was BUT A LAD and not allowed in the "adult" section - where you could find the Ayn Rand books - the 0-100 section contained some weird stuff including books with lots of colour paintings of naked witches being witchy with goat-headed men.<br /><br />And here I am.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47147890599888911452011-04-27T14:48:26.114-07:002011-04-27T14:48:26.114-07:00SEXY security?
Tight leather uniforms...
No, no ta...<i>SEXY security?</i><br />Tight leather uniforms...<br />No, no taser fetish here, no sirree.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37701704605775687282011-04-27T14:17:30.862-07:002011-04-27T14:17:30.862-07:00hmf. Where are the sexy librarians?
Would you se...<i>hmf. Where are the sexy librarians? </i><br /><br />Would you settle for a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNW882YnUjo" rel="nofollow">sexy robot</a>?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46505817740050626072011-04-27T11:03:56.663-07:002011-04-27T11:03:56.663-07:00Calling security I guess.
SEXY security?<i>Calling security I guess.</i><br /><br />SEXY security?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21093910961792265432011-04-27T10:49:39.073-07:002011-04-27T10:49:39.073-07:00...whacking off in public remains illegal...
All ...<i>...whacking off in public remains illegal...</i><br /><br />All of which creates an impossible-to-rectify tension between the porn-viewing library patron and the inevitable outcum of porn viewing.<br /><br />I would think, in light of this policy, that some public access terminals be moved to privacy cubes, or perhaps, in the name of efficiency and hygiene, to the men's room.<br /><br />I wonder if the reference desk will help the patrons find the best sites for their preferred pornstyle, fetish, equipment and clothing. <br /><br />"Umm, hi. I'd like to view a video of lesbian hard-hat foot-licking, preferably set in a dude ranch."mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28681621859375170512011-04-27T10:13:57.566-07:002011-04-27T10:13:57.566-07:00Library patrons have expanded from those who need ...<i>Library patrons have expanded from those who need no-cost materials to free-riding wealthy people looking for some free entertainment. </i><br /><br />I look forward to his column calling for tax increases on those making more than $250KBig Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88973043958575133512011-04-27T08:20:51.029-07:002011-04-27T08:20:51.029-07:00"I'll let you touch the first editions if...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne_WXP7lUWM" rel="nofollow">"I'll let you touch the first editions if you promise me your hands are clean."</a><br /><br />Do they include facial tissues at each computer terminal?Willyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01710859973261156233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1867231233971872692011-04-27T08:19:54.443-07:002011-04-27T08:19:54.443-07:00Calling security I guess.Calling security I guess.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41895144670358829122011-04-27T08:12:17.210-07:002011-04-27T08:12:17.210-07:00hmf. Where are the sexy librarians?hmf. Where are the sexy librarians?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-64532076580495988432011-04-27T05:27:44.926-07:002011-04-27T05:27:44.926-07:00You could pay someone to spend their time deciding...You could pay someone to spend their time deciding which DVDs and websites were acceptable library services and which weren't, but that would cost an extra salary and lead to outcries about the frivolous waste of public moneys.<br /><br />Not to be confused with a frivolous waste of public monkeys.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11092579082459715292011-04-27T05:16:09.350-07:002011-04-27T05:16:09.350-07:00Something wicked is coming all over the place!
~Something wicked is coming all over the place!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59920898962642052192011-04-27T04:50:35.918-07:002011-04-27T04:50:35.918-07:00pearl-necklace clutching
Tee hee.<i>pearl-necklace clutching</i><br /><br />Tee hee.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com