tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post7720850825056181457..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Don't Drink the Covet-Cat Coffee!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32442196902838427532012-02-01T14:59:47.344-08:002012-02-01T14:59:47.344-08:00I need a copy of Condo Bondage, like, yesterday.
...I need a copy of Condo Bondage, like, yesterday. <br /><br />FOR A FRIEND.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-78548116479438662382012-02-01T13:39:53.450-08:002012-02-01T13:39:53.450-08:00Condo bondage? Is that when you REALLY can't ...Condo bondage? Is that when you REALLY can't get out of your lease?tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-43313026096131706032012-02-01T12:44:44.334-08:002012-02-01T12:44:44.334-08:00The boot was on the other foot.The boot was on the other foot.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1904326814897353412012-02-01T12:38:48.321-08:002012-02-01T12:38:48.321-08:00What could you do? Your hands were tied.What could you do? Your hands were tied.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32043101233174647782012-02-01T12:36:02.754-08:002012-02-01T12:36:02.754-08:00being bad at bondage!
Now look what VS made me up...<i>being bad at bondage!</i><br /><br />Now look what <a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-0FAIp2qdyFE/TymgmlItTgI/AAAAAAAADWg/37DMgnlxKrY/s1600/82_06_Heavy_Metal_92_RO.jpg" rel="nofollow">VS made me upload</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67663274683868471772012-02-01T11:39:39.948-08:002012-02-01T11:39:39.948-08:00The calls are coming from INSIDE the wetsuit!!!The calls are coming from INSIDE the wetsuit!!!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11807791250504322162012-02-01T10:49:28.964-08:002012-02-01T10:49:28.964-08:00Just means you can't get out.Just means you can't get out.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-91881576953701947912012-02-01T10:42:36.247-08:002012-02-01T10:42:36.247-08:00And just when I confessed to being bad at bondage!...And just when I confessed to being bad at bondage!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28117635211347759282012-02-01T10:37:45.027-08:002012-02-01T10:37:45.027-08:00He told me it was Mr.Goth Hammer Master of Discipl...He told me it was Mr.Goth Hammer Master of Discipline.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-8899195715976282702012-02-01T09:44:50.339-08:002012-02-01T09:44:50.339-08:00Substance likes to be called Angel-Nuts. IT'S ...Substance likes to be called Angel-Nuts. IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HIM AT ALL.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31510934164196318692012-02-01T09:06:32.820-08:002012-02-01T09:06:32.820-08:00Snookums?Snookums?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75581578770495578042012-02-01T08:55:24.737-08:002012-02-01T08:55:24.737-08:00Please don't call me honey.Please don't call me honey.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73004104675396481062012-01-31T19:28:07.294-08:002012-01-31T19:28:07.294-08:00Covert Cat will drink your milkshake.
~Covert Cat will drink your milkshake.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65108736141426896642012-01-31T19:27:19.176-08:002012-01-31T19:27:19.176-08:00The most trustworthy food is that you grow or kill...<i>The most trustworthy food is that you grow or kill yourself.</i><br /><br />You could be a zombie.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39378784192414690162012-01-31T19:09:56.387-08:002012-01-31T19:09:56.387-08:00Ocelot? Where's your camera?Ocelot? Where's your camera?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88951901448453347592012-01-31T18:01:22.719-08:002012-01-31T18:01:22.719-08:00The most trustworthy food is that you grow or kill...The most trustworthy food is that you grow or kill yourself.<br /><br />Or grow AND kill, perhaps.<br /><br />I tried to grow some cilantro on the windowsill. It fell over and became TINY compost.<br /><br />So I killed a couple of cottontails over behind the golf course with a crossbow and made a nice stew. I used a half bottle of Gewurztraminer. It was AWESOME. <br /><br />I put the non-food bunny remains out for the Ocelot. Gawd, we're starting to really bond here in my neighborhood...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38610974960663498782012-01-31T17:48:05.436-08:002012-01-31T17:48:05.436-08:00I don't trust any food unless it comes from a ...I don't trust any food unless it comes from a nice clean factory.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17370750174783894222012-01-31T17:45:50.412-08:002012-01-31T17:45:50.412-08:00Oh, sorry--- that was Smut Clyde.
Shoulda known.Oh, sorry--- that was Smut Clyde.<br /><br />Shoulda known.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-81744193109089945632012-01-31T17:45:00.149-08:002012-01-31T17:45:00.149-08:00No, vs, I did not get that.
Thnx? I won't be ...No, vs, I did not get that.<br /><br />Thnx? I won't be paying more for coffee that was pooped out of an animal.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33809506707764690172012-01-31T14:56:02.395-08:002012-01-31T14:56:02.395-08:00Talk about your niche market...Talk about your niche market...Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-260213430629469242012-01-31T14:27:06.055-08:002012-01-31T14:27:06.055-08:00The Jubilee-year debt-forgiveness idea for bankrup...The Jubilee-year debt-forgiveness idea for bankrupt banks is too important to waste on home-owners.<br /><br /><i>Did everyone get the covet-cat coffee part?</i><br /><a href="http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/Beer/Beer-Ratings.asp?BeerID=97034" rel="nofollow">Also</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21439406695150025012012-01-31T13:59:50.733-08:002012-01-31T13:59:50.733-08:00Did everyone get the covet-cat coffee part?Did everyone get the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak" rel="nofollow">covet-cat coffee </a> part?Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44455183273167467662012-01-31T13:55:57.300-08:002012-01-31T13:55:57.300-08:00If we're lucky, they'll all move to Paragu...<em>If we're lucky, they'll all move to Paraguay and we'll get along just swell without the whiny little parasites.</em><br /><br /><br />What wiley said.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26940511569359767382012-01-31T13:55:06.493-08:002012-01-31T13:55:06.493-08:00The debt bondage passage mentioning scouring latri...The debt bondage passage mentioning scouring latrines and sewing now disappointingly proves that there is no form of bondage I would be good at. <br /><br />Most I can offer is a roll in the hay where I wear a black corset. Or somebody wears a black corset. That's as far as I can go. <br /><br />OK, MAYBE SOME LIGHT SPANKING!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85195860478557655932012-01-31T13:35:52.146-08:002012-01-31T13:35:52.146-08:00I don't know that Donald Trump's atomizati...I don't know that Donald Trump's atomization would be equivalent to Somoza's, so maybe some sort of experiment is in order.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.com