tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post714240712286705346..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: My Lovely DaughterSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24336318905377196402009-03-03T07:53:00.000-08:002009-03-03T07:53:00.000-08:00One can only hope.I imagine it's something mor...One can only hope.<br><br>I imagine it's something more mundane, like "Hinxain."Mendacious Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-8378929799774781722009-03-02T16:40:00.000-08:002009-03-02T16:40:00.000-08:00What is one called if one is a native of Hinx, a H...What is one called if one is a native of Hinx, a Hinxophone?<br><br>"Learn to play the Hinxophone, drink scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel."Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13648593815035955512009-03-02T08:28:00.000-08:002009-03-02T08:28:00.000-08:00I have "oveledef" which I think describe...I have "oveledef" which I think describes the situation perfectly.<br><br>Also, Hinx is a town in the Aquitaine region of France. It would not, I think, appreciate a pluralisation.Mendacious Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54494415596298868102009-03-01T19:44:00.000-08:002009-03-01T19:44:00.000-08:00Capcha is sending us messages from a future where ...Capcha is sending us messages from a future where the English language has evolved so far that most of the words are unknown to us.<br>Right now it says 'embow'.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73303849651046854712009-03-01T16:24:00.000-08:002009-03-01T16:24:00.000-08:00Herr Dr, you was posting from before in the future...Herr Dr, you was posting from before in the future.<br>Ask your capcha Dr if Precocen is right for you.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-14304636092214362122009-03-01T16:18:00.000-08:002009-03-01T16:18:00.000-08:00I suggest removing the pages from the Riverside Sh...I suggest removing the pages from the Riverside Shakespeare that contain <i>Titus Andronicus</i>. Also, I am concerned about the breakdown in the time-space continuum between 3/01/2009 12:14:00 and 10:14:00 AM. Was it a glitch in the Matrix?<br><br>Exit, pursued by a bear.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-91597432384123939242009-03-01T11:23:00.000-08:002009-03-01T11:23:00.000-08:00Then how do we become unhinged?Someone puts poison...<i>Then how do we become unhinged?</i><br><br>Someone puts poison in their dad's ear.<br><br>Must order door locks.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2763028258264633632009-03-01T11:21:00.000-08:002009-03-01T11:21:00.000-08:00I should ask her about that. I found the Riversid...I should ask her about that. I found the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Riverside-Shakespeare-2nd-William/dp/0395754909/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235935076&sr=1-1" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">Riverside Shakespeare</a> on her bed this morning.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88143773701063713682009-03-01T10:14:00.000-08:002009-03-01T10:14:00.000-08:00People don't have hinges.Then how do we become...<i>People don't have hinges.</i><br><br>Then how do we become <i>unhinged</i>?Jenniferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-89899184417228383642009-03-01T00:14:00.000-08:002009-03-01T00:14:00.000-08:00Me: People don't have hinges.I hold to the vie...<i>Me: People don't have hinges.</i><br>I hold to the view that "hinges" is the plural of a normal 3rd-declension noun so if you had only one of them, it would be a hinx.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72144613544812139872009-02-28T19:24:00.000-08:002009-02-28T19:24:00.000-08:00It's the "screwdriver hitting a door"...It's the "screwdriver hitting a door" aspect that seems to be the important one.<br><br>In a conversation that started out with a question about which artists are dead - plenty I'll have you know - we got on to Vincent Van Gogh and his ear and thence to cruel medieval punishments kings could inflict (I know - shut up about it). Then - <br><br>Daughter: Kings could chop off your hinges!<br>Me: People don't have hinges.<br>Daughter: I think people who are doors have hinges and go SQUEAK SQUEAK.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56873081634558085252009-02-28T18:49:00.000-08:002009-02-28T18:49:00.000-08:00Thank you.If Plink the Ocelot behaved in risk-taki...Thank you.<br>If Plink the Ocelot behaved in risk-taking, life-dangering ways, it would be a Jeopard.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53749430591753690412009-02-28T17:37:00.000-08:002009-02-28T17:37:00.000-08:00The whole of the Plink the ocelot saga is here.<a href="http://befouled.blogspot.com/2009/02/animals-are-scaring-me-illustrated_26.html" rel="nofollow" title="The complexity is astonishing." rel="nofollow">The whole of the Plink the ocelot saga is here.</a>Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11390289641829031352009-02-28T16:30:00.000-08:002009-02-28T16:30:00.000-08:00Plink the ocelot?! I am unaware of this internet t...Plink the ocelot?! I am unaware of this internet tradition.<br><br>But when Plink the Ocelot gets here, <br>Ev'rybody's gonna jump for joy...herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56441414281524207982009-02-28T13:22:00.000-08:002009-02-28T13:22:00.000-08:00It the toffee isn't sticky it doesn't work...It the toffee isn't sticky it doesn't work so well.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13352656979263960782009-02-28T13:06:00.000-08:002009-02-28T13:06:00.000-08:00You stuck the dessert in there with velcro?I don&#...You stuck the dessert in there with velcro?<br><br>I don't think Burt approves of this.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66599978060728439052009-02-28T13:04:00.000-08:002009-02-28T13:04:00.000-08:00Piñatas -- she's doing it wrong.Piñatas -- she's doing it wrong.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15373097647154222312009-02-28T12:38:00.000-08:002009-02-28T12:38:00.000-08:00That is cool.That is cool.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2059516467986051342009-02-28T12:12:00.000-08:002009-02-28T12:12:00.000-08:00You stick things up high inside with velcro and sh...You stick things up high inside with velcro and she has to reach for 'em. Struggle in video above.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63845663243206962022009-02-28T11:47:00.000-08:002009-02-28T11:47:00.000-08:00Spandex, even better. It's like trying to mov...Spandex, even better. It's like trying to move around on a huge resistance band.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68324473749317979052009-02-28T11:35:00.000-08:002009-02-28T11:35:00.000-08:00Is that a tent rainfly or one of those lightweight...<i>Is that a tent rainfly or one of those lightweight hammocks?<br><br>Good core exercise.</i><br><br>You're right about the exercise. It's not cut to be anything as fancy as a hammock: it's just a square of spandex.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44307462063221031042009-02-28T11:27:00.000-08:002009-02-28T11:27:00.000-08:00Very nice, Batman.Very nice, Batman.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82239530499563414812009-02-28T07:11:00.000-08:002009-02-28T07:11:00.000-08:00Is that a tent rainfly or one of those lightweight...Is that a tent rainfly or one of those lightweight hammocks?<br><br>Good core exercise.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58099340162228160882009-02-28T06:48:00.000-08:002009-02-28T06:48:00.000-08:00I think I forgot my second comma... I think Plink ...I think I forgot my second comma... I think Plink ate it.<br><br>My verification word is "berpsid"... which is what Plink did after snarfing my comma...Jenniferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15904041950105038942009-02-28T06:47:00.000-08:002009-02-28T06:47:00.000-08:00Is Plink, the ocelot in there as well?Is Plink, the ocelot in there as well?Jenniferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.com