tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post682871408933076787..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: The Fraudian SlipSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58535875299041618082011-11-29T03:24:38.041-08:002011-11-29T03:24:38.041-08:00Popsicle Zombie
That would be the "Dead Snow...<i>Popsicle Zombie</i><br /><br />That would be the "Dead Snow" movie.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31765545296922026432011-11-28T19:49:24.380-08:002011-11-28T19:49:24.380-08:00...don't tell the linguists
you don't hav...<i>...don't tell the linguists</i><br /><br />you don't have to - they're cunning, you knowckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26728216190050023892011-11-28T19:38:42.742-08:002011-11-28T19:38:42.742-08:00Wisconsinsanity.
Popsicle Zombie
Hey now.Wisconsinsanity.<br /><br /><i>Popsicle Zombie</i><br /><br />Hey now.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34484608020255120712011-11-28T18:50:46.882-08:002011-11-28T18:50:46.882-08:00Yep.
That'd be correct.
I AM the Junky Badge...Yep.<br /><br />That'd be correct.<br /><br />I AM the Junky Badger...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-12248724521648063532011-11-28T18:48:43.491-08:002011-11-28T18:48:43.491-08:00I do not want to take away any of your PENES but t...<i>I do not want to take away any of your PENES but the word is 'antepenultimacy'.</i><br /><br />Yeah, sure, but y'know, with this I'm pretty sure you're done. Just check out, pendant emeritas motherfucker with the splaining voice and god damn knowledge and shit. <br /><br />Dammit.<br /><br /><br />Hey, you ever notice that wingnuts have all kinds of focus and concern about your junk. Chaz' junk. Everybody's junk. And, when you get down to it, two things become readily apparent.<br /><br />First, they've never SEEN the junk.<br /><br />Second, the junk frightens them, and they begin to define not just the behaviors, but the junk itself as evil. You know, concrete and play doh. Or whatever.<br /><br />And that's pretty much how we got here. There's them what are frightened by junk and there's them what embrace junk, and just like those that are all god or foetus or some stupid social commitment to hate this tribe or that forever and ever amen, and that's why we're going to end up shooting holes in each other.<br /><br />Me? Don't give a shit. And I'm a VERY good shot...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33230246674148347112011-11-28T18:29:32.009-08:002011-11-28T18:29:32.009-08:00Blaming this all on the Danes. Or the Wiki.Blaming this all on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Jorgensen#Sex_reassignment_surgery" rel="nofollow">Danes</a>. Or the Wiki.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36904510568417726582011-11-28T17:29:44.989-08:002011-11-28T17:29:44.989-08:00As honored as I am to be a part of the Fellowship,...As honored as I am to be a part of the Fellowship, I am NOT going to get the ring from goatse guy just cuz I'm the newb. I DO volunteer to throw it in the fires of Mordor, however.<br /><br /><br />W/v=subsanumDr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63911227196896220352011-11-28T17:02:52.624-08:002011-11-28T17:02:52.624-08:00The Fellowship of the Ring starts here.<a href="http://houseofsubstance.blogspot.com/2010/05/golden-showerage-of-comics.html?showComment=1274120758767#c2861314296813564876" title="∈☀∋" rel="nofollow">The Fellowship of the Ring starts here.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-9141006956310469102011-11-28T17:00:04.361-08:002011-11-28T17:00:04.361-08:00"
Also: do you ever wonder which of these rig..."<br />Also: do you ever wonder which of these right-wing Christofreaks is really the goatse guy? "<br /><br /><br />You noticed the ring too!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13503474094366726312011-11-28T16:52:48.503-08:002011-11-28T16:52:48.503-08:00sliding down from ultimacy perhaps to penultimacy ...<i>sliding down from ultimacy perhaps to penultimacy or perhaps penpenultimacy</i><br /><br />I do not want to take away any of your PENES but the word is 'antepenultimacy'.<br /><br /><i>a radical transgender bill</i><br /><br />The 'radical' part is apparently that 'gender' is no longer identical to 'sex'.<br />DON'T TELL THE LINGUISTS.<br /><br /><i>Chaz, who remains female from the waist down</i><br />And like Spike Milligan, I am only a coward from the waist down. My head is brave and wants to stay and fight but OH NO my legs keep running away.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51413585121577694792011-11-28T16:45:33.017-08:002011-11-28T16:45:33.017-08:00People are being forced to get sex changes but the...<i>People are being forced to get sex changes but then they can change back if it still feels wrong so really thank heavens for socialized medicine.</i><br /><br />True, but you must admit waiting times for bathrooms have gone way way down.Malacylpsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12449296885300846882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85530018635654516202011-11-28T16:42:54.826-08:002011-11-28T16:42:54.826-08:00I'm surprised he didn't somehow work copro...<i>I'm surprised he didn't somehow work coprophagia in the argument; I'm sure he wanted to. </i><br /><br />Hit too close to home. <br /><br />Also: do you ever wonder which of these right-wing Christofreaks is really the goatse guy? Oh yeah, me neither.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6866620922314652902011-11-28T16:26:26.531-08:002011-11-28T16:26:26.531-08:00So this guy is genuinely kind of weirdo. (I don...<i>So this guy is genuinely kind of weirdo. (I don't care. People are allowed to be weird.)</i><br /><br />RELIEF!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31725767249940448682011-11-28T16:17:56.400-08:002011-11-28T16:17:56.400-08:00Oh, where's Cerberus at today?Oh, where's Cerberus at today?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51487147974447366072011-11-28T16:16:25.153-08:002011-11-28T16:16:25.153-08:00whatever the proper amount of pen is
Oh, and it&#...<em>whatever the proper amount of pen is</em><br /><br />Oh, and it's stuff like this that always make this blog a pleasure to read. So, so funny.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72181891557769055452011-11-28T16:14:51.446-08:002011-11-28T16:14:51.446-08:00Tobi Hill-Meyer, whose bio states, “Tobi Hill-Meye...<em>Tobi Hill-Meyer, whose bio states, “Tobi Hill-Meyer is just about your average multiracial, pansexual, transracially inseminated queerspawn, genderqueer, transdyke, colonized mestiza, pornographer, activist, writer.”</em><br /><br /><br />I think it's very telling that he hinges his argument on little tidbits like this. So this guy is genuinely kind of weirdo. (I don't care. People are allowed to be weird.) But the bottom line is that there are probably way more Chaz Bonos out there than there are Tobi Meyers. But, hey, it's no fun to focus on all the people who are pretty much like you and me but maybe just have this one little difference. Nope. Gotta focus on the freaks. 'Cuz heaven forbid if the people you're trying to smear are just people.<br /><br />I'm surprised he didn't somehow work coprophagia in the argument; I'm sure he wanted to.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-84514304552487648202011-11-28T16:00:41.491-08:002011-11-28T16:00:41.491-08:00Should we have compassion on those who feel there ...<i>Should we have compassion on those who feel there is a “mismatch” between their body and their brain? </i><br /><br />This he can have compassion on (sic) because he personally has had a "mismatch" between his body and his brain. His brain stopped long ago but the BODY LIVES ON.El Manquécitonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86019233652691706492011-11-28T15:54:02.134-08:002011-11-28T15:54:02.134-08:00"...the rational good sense of determining yo..."...the rational good sense of determining your own gender id..."<br /><br />Hurrah! Being a completely unapologetic female slut from way back with no regrets, I say <i>bring it</i> I can do it if I haven't already.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90163781421327371912011-11-28T15:27:35.849-08:002011-11-28T15:27:35.849-08:00"Vulvae": love the community feel of th..."Vulvae": love the community feel of that Wiley. (read as you will)<br /><br />Please don't even think of a kitty apocalypse. Kittylypse ok.<br /><br />We should appropriate "transanity" for the good cause - hoist them on their on petard. It really means the sanity of the tran or trans or transes, doesn't it? We could start a wicki page for it, meaning the rational good sense of determining your own gender id.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02608196798907149134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88576571155402779692011-11-28T15:17:39.073-08:002011-11-28T15:17:39.073-08:00I obviously need some sort of iProduct that will a...I obviously need some sort of iProduct that will automatically correct my misteaks and mispallinz. If it vibrates that would also be dandy kthxbai.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-84324464999778142422011-11-28T15:08:33.721-08:002011-11-28T15:08:33.721-08:00Tigris is masturbating Masachusettes? Well, it is ...Tigris is masturbating Masachusettes? Well, it is a freaky, liberal blue state. Anything goes! Massanity!Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21154381370676486412011-11-28T15:02:22.721-08:002011-11-28T15:02:22.721-08:00As a person on Massachusetts
With Christian love ...<i>As a person on Massachusetts</i><br /><br />With Christian love Jesus will help you get off Massachusetts. Rhode Island is just a gateway state I fear.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-16670882834615741682011-11-28T14:51:23.693-08:002011-11-28T14:51:23.693-08:00OMG three things happened - disagreements even! - ...<i>OMG three things happened - disagreements even! - and Michael L. Brown is confused and nobody got fired or ripped off or had a house reposessed or invaded a country</i><br /><br />But one of them was a BOMBING!!!! With glitter and those little pieces can be really sharp if they get in your eyes or on your private bits.<br /><br /><i>or put their boner inside the wrong hole at the truck stop. </i><br /><br />Oh that totally happened.<br /><br />As a person on Massachusetts, let me tell you the TRANSANITY here has been awful. People are being forced to get sex changes but then they can change back if it still feels wrong so really thank heavens for socialized medicine.<br /><br /><i>Should we have compassion on those who feel there is a “mismatch” between their body and their brain? Absolutely. But we should devote our energies to understanding the causes of their mental and emotional conflict with the goal of helping them from the inside out.</i><br /><br />The kind of compassion that says "you're a crazy fucker" and tries to change you? Frankly, I'd rather stick with the legal stuff that lets people not have their mind made up for them by someone who can't handle social categories beyond "white lying bastard who wouldn't know compassion if it stuck its dick up his ass at the truck stop."tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83800966553282954862011-11-28T14:36:34.431-08:002011-11-28T14:36:34.431-08:00Popsicle Zombie
New Blog Name!
~<i>Popsicle Zombie</i><br /><br />New Blog Name!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44062836862119055662011-11-28T13:55:15.400-08:002011-11-28T13:55:15.400-08:00Transanity? Well, I say--- MORE OF IT! Balls or vu...Transanity? Well, I say--- MORE OF IT! Balls or vulvae to the wall!!! Who knows anymore? Who cares? Just put the pedal to the metal and put the genitals wherever they'll do the most good. <br /><br />Here, here. Life is too short to worry about problems we haven't had yet. Relax. Loosen up. Have some fun.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.com