tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post6600971511845797777..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Old Bird Has Old PinionsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67527087943011939142009-05-06T21:37:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:37:00.000-07:00Burt Prelutsky!What a wonderful name,Named for Bur...Burt Prelutsky!<br>What a wonderful name,<br>Named for Burt Prelutsky of opinionatin' fame.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-52306554555332458522009-05-06T21:28:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:28:00.000-07:00Fat Burt PrelutskySloped into the roomHe said I ha...Fat Burt Prelutsky<br>Sloped into the room<br>He said I have no opinion about this<br>And I have no opinion about that<br>Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon<br>He said well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys<br>And I don't seem to be happy about that.<br><br>See, the Paul Simon song 'Crazy Love' is VERY different.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-14507002961163433302009-05-06T19:13:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:13:00.000-07:00Points.See, he makes POINTS.Points are what he kee...Points.<br><br>See, he makes POINTS.<br><br>Points are what he keeps making.<br><br>Oh, sure, there's that small issue of trying to figure out which end is sharpened, but there still points.<br><br>Um.<br><br>Or they would be, if they were pointy....<br><br>Mmikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-61066382296885489962009-05-06T17:34:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:34:00.000-07:00my opinion, let me show you it.let me show you it ...my opinion, let me show you it.<br>let me show you it again.<br>And again.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38582581736073071112009-05-06T17:16:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:16:00.000-07:00Jeez. We gotta hook them up. I can imagine them ...Jeez. We gotta hook them up. I can imagine them texting away...Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71180361741702838392009-05-06T17:14:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:14:00.000-07:00According to my wife, I have a tendency to state m...<i>According to my wife, I have a tendency to state my opinion as fact. She suggests that I begin my sentences by saying “It’s only my opinion, but…” and go on from there.</i><br><br>Burt is married to Kaye Grogan? Who knew.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76204234302413722502009-05-06T14:48:00.000-07:002009-05-06T14:48:00.000-07:00Codgecasts.Codgecasts.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-22048826693789220572009-05-06T13:54:00.000-07:002009-05-06T13:54:00.000-07:00I bet he is just days away from rolling out a Geoc...<i>I bet he is just days away from rolling out a Geocities web site.</i>Indeed. Wouldn't hold my breath on those Podcasts.Rusty Shackleblarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264611420285023195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38633387641882835002009-05-06T13:35:00.000-07:002009-05-06T13:35:00.000-07:00Also, I am happy to see that Ol Burp is proudly ma...Also, I am happy to see that Ol Burp is proudly maintaining his AOL email addy.<br><br>I bet he is just days away from rolling out a Geocities web site.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65848485294565984782009-05-06T12:56:00.000-07:002009-05-06T12:56:00.000-07:00Soros still hasn't promised me a cheque if I r...Soros still hasn't promised me a cheque if I re-convert my family. It's only my opinion, but this is pretty clear evidence of his Christianist leanings.Mendacious Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65693172880157523492009-05-06T11:49:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:49:00.000-07:00I've always thought of Bill Gates as a paragra...I've always thought of Bill Gates as a paragraph starter.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-55578943520402875142009-05-06T11:48:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:48:00.000-07:00OK, I went and looked at the article (and I can...OK, I went and looked at the article (and I can't forgive you for that, RB; it still hurts) And not only did he use two finallys in the same article, they came in consecutive sentences!!<br><br>One can only gaze in wonder.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80411111546426971002009-05-06T11:45:00.001-07:002009-05-06T11:45:00.001-07:00The "finally" stuff I mean.The "finally" stuff I mean.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37472538489245099762009-05-06T11:45:00.002-07:002009-05-06T11:45:00.002-07:00...unless one is counting smaller and weaker prima...<i>...unless one is counting smaller and weaker primates...</i>Lileks, right?Rusty Shackleblarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264611420285023195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-84899028330206166122009-05-06T11:44:00.001-07:002009-05-06T11:44:00.001-07:00One was a paragraph wrap-up and the second was a p...One was a paragraph wrap-up and the second was a paragraph starter...but they are one right after the other.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85718455906433546432009-05-06T11:44:00.002-07:002009-05-06T11:44:00.002-07:00Billionaire Soros is also stiffing Zombies.Bill Ga...Billionaire Soros is also stiffing Zombies.<br><br>Bill Gates too. <br><br>I am going to have to raise this subject with them.<br><br>Also.<br><br>And such as.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33976432549428381082009-05-06T11:41:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:41:00.000-07:00Did he really do two "Finallys"?That'...Did he really do two "Finallys"?<br><br>That's classic Burt, right there.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-14741610008621901492009-05-06T11:24:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:24:00.000-07:00I commend you on the length and strength of your b...I commend you on the length and strength of your ball hairs. Mine cannot be used for this purpose unless one is counting smaller and weaker primates (who generally run when I attempt to introduce the practice).Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86027146077009491962009-05-06T11:09:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:09:00.000-07:00It's only my opinion, but Lileks can floss wit...It's only my opinion, but Lileks can floss with my ball hairs.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17122115924545222492009-05-06T11:08:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:08:00.000-07:00Andy Rooney. That's who he is - a slightly you...<i>Andy Rooney. That's who he is - a slightly younger, right-wing Andy Rooney.</i><br><br>But there's already Lileks for that!Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65666735320932614432009-05-06T11:04:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:04:00.000-07:00Andy Rooney. That's who he is - a slightly yo...Andy Rooney. That's who he is - a slightly younger, right-wing Andy Rooney.<br><br>At least I don't risk seeing a few seconds of Birt when I turn on the TV for <i>The Amazing Race.</i>Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80194444764598943562009-05-06T10:56:00.000-07:002009-05-06T10:56:00.000-07:00Yeah, burt needs to do more podcasts. I am having...Yeah, burt needs to do more podcasts. I am having trouble sleeping.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67621630000027129832009-05-06T10:45:00.000-07:002009-05-06T10:45:00.000-07:00Bort provides a valuable service by concentrating ...Bort provides a valuable service by concentrating all wingnut memes in one place and expressing them in the textual equivalent of a drone so soporific they aren't even enraging.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.com