tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post6463078668411591978..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: ALERT!!!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6774049168516469172009-09-19T16:59:00.306-07:002009-09-19T16:59:00.306-07:00A biochemist called Pauli
Said "My gear will ...A biochemist called Pauli<br />Said "My gear will break down"<br />When I'm out on the town <br />Askin' "Do ya want my collider insideya.Another Awful Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6855997342582236932009-09-19T14:51:34.427-07:002009-09-19T14:51:34.427-07:00My poem was working so well;
I thought of the volu...My poem was working so well;<br />I thought of the volumes I'd sell.<br />I didn't expect<br />The Trilling Effect<br />That destroyed the metre and the rhyme scheme, the moment I opened a book of literary theory.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74698408476348704862009-09-19T09:23:55.236-07:002009-09-19T09:23:55.236-07:00I drank from the bucket of Pauli
Went to flip the ...I drank from the bucket of Pauli<br />Went to flip the main switch and thought "Golly"<br />The system's not working<br />In fact it seems to be smirking<br />We should have built this collider in Balimikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88816311860618962822009-09-19T06:45:00.615-07:002009-09-19T06:45:00.615-07:00Goodness but Chris Elliott has not aged gracefully...Goodness but Chris Elliott has not aged gracefully.Lawnguylandernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28291495949119930702009-09-19T03:41:33.704-07:002009-09-19T03:41:33.704-07:00In a garden of paths that are forking
Lives a phys...In a garden of paths that are forking<br />Lives a physicist called Steven Hawking.<br />His views on Time's Arrow<br />Are not straight or narrow<br />And gear always breaks when he's talking.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-30697340473051765572009-09-18T22:36:53.541-07:002009-09-18T22:36:53.541-07:00I went for a ride on a luge;
The staff were all we...I went for a ride on a luge;<br />The staff were all wearing rouge.<br />This aroused a suspicion <br />and caused a condition:<br />MY FUCKING HADRONS ARE HUGE!herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-14231620135916947052009-09-18T21:14:23.118-07:002009-09-18T21:14:23.118-07:00He is not, I have heard of theoretical physicists ...He is not, I have heard of theoretical physicists whose time of arrival in a town could be ascertained by the simultaneous failure of every bit of previously functioning physics equipment.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74983081279358329142009-09-18T18:36:41.027-07:002009-09-18T18:36:41.027-07:00That, sir, is the Pauli Effect -- a sufficiently a...That, sir, is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauli_effect" rel="nofollow">Pauli Effect</a> -- a sufficiently advanced theoretical physicist will break practical equipment merely by being in the same room at the time.<br />I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36777672131994733912009-09-18T16:49:19.841-07:002009-09-18T16:49:19.841-07:00Besides, if both Burts were suddenly writing on th...Besides, if both Burts were suddenly writing on the same blog, wouldn't that cause a singularity that would cause Steven Hawking to blow up the Large Hadron Collider...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-23618011340655519702009-09-18T16:45:04.807-07:002009-09-18T16:45:04.807-07:00I, myself, will put in several beads and a blanket...I, myself, will put in several beads and a blanket to hear straight from the horse's pooper.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29429237714010836492009-09-18T16:19:04.962-07:002009-09-18T16:19:04.962-07:00Have you considered passing the hat around to pay ...<i>Have you considered passing the hat around to pay Burt to publish a few columns here?</i><br /><br />I do not have a hat gigantic enough to contain the inevitable torrent of contributions, nor would I want to clean it up afterwards.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-51343286703810599432009-09-18T14:22:29.831-07:002009-09-18T14:22:29.831-07:00Have you considered passing the hat around to pay ...Have you considered passing the hat around to pay Burt to publish a few columns here? They would lend a certain cachet to the House of Substance. I would happily chip in a few of the shiny bottle-tops we use in NZ rather than money.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74958505729333716202009-09-18T13:42:31.082-07:002009-09-18T13:42:31.082-07:00Canned Prelofski is no substitute for freshCanned Prelofski is no substitute for freshRusty Shackleblartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76912140913264395762009-09-18T08:34:48.027-07:002009-09-18T08:34:48.027-07:00Flying drag-and-drop mustachios should net you WAY...Flying drag-and-drop mustachios should net you WAY more than 20$ per offering. O, the injustices of this world.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59421661971715062832009-09-18T06:57:50.433-07:002009-09-18T06:57:50.433-07:00I'm somewhat impressed that his articles were ...I'm somewhat impressed that his articles were $20 a crack.<br /><br />WHERE ARE MY SOROS BUCKS?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73369848661607134712009-09-18T06:05:41.516-07:002009-09-18T06:05:41.516-07:00Poop there it is.
~<a href="http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/5466.html" rel="nofollow">Poop there it is</a>.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-40303547795118987832009-09-18T04:12:35.783-07:002009-09-18T04:12:35.783-07:00This one is pretty tightly written for a Prelutsky...This one is pretty tightly written for a Prelutsky essay. Maybe he should do more along these lines.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-4861987081336109532009-09-18T03:14:35.630-07:002009-09-18T03:14:35.630-07:00herr doktor,
You flatter me. I just drew the pic...herr doktor,<br /><br />You flatter me. I just drew the pictures.<br /><br />Also, you said "in-depth sexual anal". Heh-heh. Wait, you didn't?Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-4236719641399705392009-09-18T02:12:18.269-07:002009-09-18T02:12:18.269-07:00Consarn it!!Consarn it!!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56735641586364099932009-09-17T22:20:24.060-07:002009-09-17T22:20:24.060-07:00Y'know, I'd do a better job with Sam there...Y'know, I'd do a better job with Sam there, except that I probably won't.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13097301147986503202009-09-17T21:20:18.394-07:002009-09-17T21:20:18.394-07:00Seems to me this just frees up our friend Stubby M...Seems to me this just frees up our friend Stubby McClavacle to assume ol' Burt's visage across the broad expanse of the intert00bz.<br /><br />And don't be surprised if he brings his bitions....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71634430806405505072009-09-17T20:12:16.480-07:002009-09-17T20:12:16.480-07:00No No he says
That said, I fear that there are dar...No No he says<br /><i>That said, I fear that there are dark forces at play.</i><br /><br />It must be teh mooselums. <br /><br />Or strings of dark matter and such. Because ole Burt is kinda stringy.<br /><br />Or is it Dan Banner, banning Burt???Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-79634096680774228072009-09-17T20:11:13.098-07:002009-09-17T20:11:13.098-07:00According to my in-depth textual analysis, Burt Pr...According to my in-depth textual analysis, Burt Prelutsky's books were ghostwritten by Dragon-King Wangchuck.<br />I bet he says PENIS too.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.com