tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post5300230666698842338..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Birds of a FeatherSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67636486994198787682009-07-06T19:37:14.210-07:002009-07-06T19:37:14.210-07:00Hey!Mine arrived from UPS with their symmetry brok...Hey!<br><br>Mine arrived from UPS with their symmetry broken.<br><br>I need an RMA....<br><br>Anybody wanna read my resseme?mikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34866727104977367572009-07-06T19:09:24.493-07:002009-07-06T19:09:24.493-07:00Works best if you seal the bags with gluons.Works best if you seal the bags with gluons.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57720131413511004602009-07-06T19:07:11.354-07:002009-07-06T19:07:11.354-07:00You got a supplier for the quantum entanglements? ...You got a supplier for the quantum entanglements? My brother-in-law can do them for you at $12.50 a tonne. Good quality, no brandmarks visible.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58612957801777489102009-07-06T18:58:41.916-07:002009-07-06T18:58:41.916-07:00you will to check for anaerobic bacteriaThat can b...<i>you will to check for anaerobic bacteria</i><br><br>That can be done by having <i>two</i> vacuum-sealed packs that are quantum-entangled, and only checking one of them, a process known as commiseration.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83236650805862997502009-07-06T18:10:37.029-07:002009-07-06T18:10:37.029-07:00I loved that joke, posted by someone somewhere the...I loved that joke, posted by someone somewhere the other day, in which Mrs Schrodinger says, "Erwin, whatever did you do to the cat?!! It looks half dead!"tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75505857105796314302009-07-06T16:36:10.921-07:002009-07-06T16:36:10.921-07:00Is the hamster alive or dead? Or both?Is the hamster alive or dead? Or both?Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37602746399055797422009-07-06T16:29:11.831-07:002009-07-06T16:29:11.831-07:00Ahh, the paradox of Shroedinger's Buttocks.It ...Ahh, the paradox of Shroedinger's Buttocks.<br><br>It boggles the mind...mikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46482362325986900792009-07-06T15:52:25.265-07:002009-07-06T15:52:25.265-07:00They still have sore butts, I think. Who wouldn...They still have sore butts, I think. Who wouldn't?<br>If you're going to vacuum pack the immiseration, you will to check for anaerobic bacteria and I think the act of checking the immiseration will alter it. Yes, I'm talking to you Mr Heisenberg.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2459160634240986962009-07-06T07:45:51.233-07:002009-07-06T07:45:51.233-07:00Has anybody said just what exactly is making them ...<i>Has anybody said just what exactly is making them so miserable?</i><br><br>The ones who give reasons are the craziest, because the reasons I've seen are all for things that were worse under Bush. "The administration is pooping on the Constitution!!!" doesn't carry much weight when the dudes saying it didn't give a shit about loss of Habeas, torture, warrantless wire-tapping, etc. or "OMG the deficit" after supporting Bush off-budget accounting for years. Of course, Burt's old, maybe he just forgot all that.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37759505346193782122009-07-05T19:16:25.751-07:002009-07-05T19:16:25.751-07:00Has anybody said just what exactly is making them ...<i>Has anybody said just what exactly is making them so miserable?</i><br><br>This was actually something I was gonna follow up on except that I'm lazy. Yeah, the column is remarkably free of real-word impact for ol' Burt.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82267678667278905172009-07-05T18:32:46.209-07:002009-07-05T18:32:46.209-07:00You guys read this drivel every day. I've got...You guys read this drivel every day. I've got a question. Has anybody said just what exactly is making them so miserable? I mean, we haven't seen tax increases or withdrawal from iraq or prosecutions of bush administration figures or any changes to gun laws or even a repeal of DADT?<br><br>What constitutional freedoms are they constantly going on about losing? Have they ever said?mikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58886406294199786952009-07-05T17:15:53.654-07:002009-07-05T17:15:53.654-07:00All my market research has convinced me that ther...All my market research has convinced me that there is a niche for vacuum-packed immiseration.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73790154829210887522009-07-05T17:02:03.516-07:002009-07-05T17:02:03.516-07:00Can I interest any of you in buying shares in my n...Can I interest any of you in buying shares in my new venture, the Misery-Loves Company?herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-25782031823657687182009-07-05T15:15:49.310-07:002009-07-05T15:15:49.310-07:00I'm mad as hell...and I like to watch.Capcha w...I'm mad as hell...and I like to watch.<br><br>Capcha wants me to try Zonate. Sounds like a generic Enzyte.Caliph Garrettnoreply@blogger.com