tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4977105420040999198..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: QualificationsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-61748058701382419872010-07-23T20:04:30.165-07:002010-07-23T20:04:30.165-07:00equating Jesus with a bisexual dancer in a perform...<i>equating Jesus with a bisexual dancer in a performance in Cleveland, Ohio</i><br /><br />Lady Gaga's comparison was impressively specific. Not just <i>any old</i> bisexual dancer, evidently.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46274271214022840802010-07-22T16:15:46.262-07:002010-07-22T16:15:46.262-07:00A purposely perverted prayer is plentifully pillor...A purposely perverted prayer is plentifully pilloried in the penitentiary of potential pusillanimity for the pernicious purposes of planetary participation in pudding parties....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56485388160627492762010-07-22T13:22:45.014-07:002010-07-22T13:22:45.014-07:00Military history and theology both need more kenni...Military history and theology both need more kennings.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37213964875064996452010-07-22T13:05:16.715-07:002010-07-22T13:05:16.715-07:00she purposely perverted a prayer
Anglosaxon allit...<i>she purposely perverted a prayer</i><br /><br />Anglosaxon alliterative verse lost one of its leading lights when Hawkins turned his talents instead to military history and theology.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34732387353124938842010-07-22T06:20:47.144-07:002010-07-22T06:20:47.144-07:00she only reinforced the belief that there’s nothin...<i>she only reinforced the belief that there’s nothing she won’t do to sell a disc or a concert ticket. </i><br /><br />in other words, she's a self-motivated entrepreneur and capitalist who believes in aggressive marketing in the Free Market System.<br /><br />Kind of like BP, but with less ecosystem devastation.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82156338407150279042010-07-22T02:03:44.841-07:002010-07-22T02:03:44.841-07:00I hate to rain on her parade
Yeah sure. We know a...<i>I hate to rain on her parade</i><br /><br />Yeah sure. We know a water-sports enthusiast when we see one.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31671877809020548052010-07-21T22:14:23.563-07:002010-07-21T22:14:23.563-07:00Wait, now I'm reading backwards.
WV: songs. I...Wait, now I'm reading backwards.<br /><br />WV: songs. I suppose it does.Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11577983802451325942010-07-21T21:55:12.680-07:002010-07-21T21:55:12.680-07:00"Right Wing?""Right Wing?"Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-89948503981333768502010-07-21T21:13:03.700-07:002010-07-21T21:13:03.700-07:00First name is Adolph. I don't know about the ...First name is Adolph. I don't know about the RW.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-3021710947985467032010-07-21T20:55:51.979-07:002010-07-21T20:55:51.979-07:00AWR: What does it stand for?
There's an N mis...<i>AWR: What does it stand for?</i><br /><br />There's an N missing.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49675403024419854062010-07-21T20:52:18.957-07:002010-07-21T20:52:18.957-07:00Catholic outrage. Bla bla bla.
AWR: What does it ...Catholic outrage. Bla bla bla.<br /><br />AWR: What does it stand for? Is he running out of full stops already?M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45946245435290455012010-07-21T20:34:20.725-07:002010-07-21T20:34:20.725-07:00Jesus: pro-choice, anti-child. JUST LIKE ALL LIBE...Jesus: pro-choice, anti-child. JUST LIKE ALL LIBERALS!tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-43985343189722818792010-07-21T20:20:41.200-07:002010-07-21T20:20:41.200-07:00Tigris forgets "But Jesus said, Suffer little...Tigris forgets "But Jesus said, Suffer little children in the pits of hell until your guts boil out of your belly."Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31713577898121354542010-07-21T19:19:19.711-07:002010-07-21T19:19:19.711-07:00Listening to AWR about Homos or Gaga about Little ...Listening to AWR about Homos or Gaga about Little Round Top?<br />It's a toughyAnother Kiwihttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41351248443729284502010-07-21T19:05:33.402-07:002010-07-21T19:05:33.402-07:00more about hell than about heaven.
You know, that...<i>more about hell than about heaven.</i><br /><br />You know, that's just bullshit. Almost every passage this guy would take as a reference to Hell ALSO REFERENCES HEAVEN in the same damn passage. Plus there are tons of references to the "Kingdom of God," the "Kingdom of Heaven" etc with no corresponding reference to Hell, so Bible FAIL. Also it's clear she's referring to Jesus's notorious non-judgmentalness toward the "sinners" of the day, so while he's right Jesus judged, it was folks like Hawkins who were the target.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53641933323715066692010-07-21T18:51:21.555-07:002010-07-21T18:51:21.555-07:00AWR Hawkins on the true meaning of "Poker Fac...AWR Hawkins on the true meaning of "Poker Face" vs. Lady Gaga on the military strategy behind Pickett's Charge. Who ya got?Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21585602193311872682010-07-21T17:14:01.176-07:002010-07-21T17:14:01.176-07:00That's the kind of hermeneutics we've come...That's the kind of hermeneutics we've come to expect from the Texas Tech program.<br /><br />It's Lubbock on everything.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28247321841587559482010-07-21T17:07:34.387-07:002010-07-21T17:07:34.387-07:00Ok, but how can you have a Phd from a real univers...Ok, but how can you have a Phd from a real university that doesn't come from a cracker jack box and NOT understand that when you don't actually believe in a particular mythology, it's not sacrilege? I mean, does this dood understand why he's NOT pissed off at somebody who makes fun of Thor ("YOU'RE Thor? I can't even PITH!) or, heaven forbid, makes a cartoon of Allah? I mean, is this shit really that hard to get your mind around?<br /><br />Also, it says he writes about battlefields and men of war, but it's a little unclear on whether he's actually smelled either. Because I can even kind of forgive a war monger who's experience is limited to the movies, just as I can a professional warrior who had been there and is willing, even eager to return. But if you've been, and it was horrible and freaked you out and you would cut off one of your legs with a Schick Saf-T-Razor and the fireplace tools before you'd let them make you do that shit again, and yet you like to talk about how cool it all is, how exciting the sound of the guns and the bond of brothers in arms, you're a fuckhead and we should fight...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76487770821888500432010-07-21T16:54:51.392-07:002010-07-21T16:54:51.392-07:00Having referenced Faster Pussycat, Slayer has won ...Having referenced Faster Pussycat, Slayer has won the debate.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com