tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4865300941640489772..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Where's Mark Sanford?Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11538762292803647492009-06-25T17:10:06.569-07:002009-06-25T17:10:06.569-07:00I for one believe that the British establishment s...I for one believe that the British establishment should have awarded Borges an honorary knighthood for his services to literature.<br>Then they could have called him the Unanimous Knight.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28478200364557860352009-06-25T11:13:52.459-07:002009-06-25T11:13:52.459-07:00Do we go as far as The Circular Pooings?Do we go as far as The Circular Pooings?Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-52115892880198888542009-06-24T19:43:04.070-07:002009-06-24T19:43:04.070-07:00That was no Eleph-ant, sir, that was my pissmire!That was no Eleph-ant, sir, that was my pissmire!herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46218359641325762642009-06-24T18:59:55.754-07:002009-06-24T18:59:55.754-07:00I bet the word "vertiginous" makes at le...I bet the word "vertiginous" makes at least on appearance in it.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-62487498045677989332009-06-24T18:00:27.512-07:002009-06-24T18:00:27.512-07:00That one's just too hard to do."The Eleph...That one's just too hard to do.<br><br>"The Eleph" is a story about a point which allows you to see inside every bathroom stall in the universe.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63956592173171354312009-06-24T15:42:47.549-07:002009-06-24T15:42:47.549-07:00My response to Fuckbar was "I can’t decide if...My response to Fuckbar was "I can’t decide if “mirrors and copulation are abominable, because they increase the number or men” or “upward behind the onstreaming it mooned” would be the better catchphrase for a Tlönic cathouse." Though I suppose cathouse is unfortunately nouny... remittable up-sexing?tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-361718547922915122009-06-24T15:19:53.111-07:002009-06-24T15:19:53.111-07:00Rangoon was eaten by an eggplant, which earns it m...Rangoon was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeGjjR6qKEw" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">eaten by an eggplant</a>, which earns it many erraticity points.<br><br>Also, "Tlön, Fuckbar, Orbis Tertius".herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11363742568721082812009-06-24T14:44:37.192-07:002009-06-24T14:44:37.192-07:00Katmandu, because furries are super freaky.Katmandu, because furries are super freaky.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65852796561671761902009-06-24T14:29:56.725-07:002009-06-24T14:29:56.725-07:00Ha ha, I bet you read the words 'erratic capit...<i>Ha ha, I bet you read the words 'erratic capitals' and thought I meant Kabul.</i><br><br>Isn't the capital of Siam the "erratic capital" of Asia? <br><br>Perhaps I've been consulting the wrong sites; I'll defer to Herr Doktor's doubtless more intimate knowledge of Eastern Hemisphere vileness & thrill-seeking.M. Bouffanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1231167728391548682009-06-24T12:42:51.389-07:002009-06-24T12:42:51.389-07:00Found a nice video of Piazzolla explaining the ban...Found a nice video of Piazzolla explaining the bandoneon. Thanks.<br><br>Also the appropriate tango for Republicans.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56869112371792399892009-06-24T12:28:23.639-07:002009-06-24T12:28:23.639-07:00And a bandoneon playing Piazolla. I think the bea...And a bandoneon playing Piazolla. I think the beaver could handle it.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75504547333964959792009-06-24T11:38:22.426-07:002009-06-24T11:38:22.426-07:00Also a big barbecue piled high with meat.Also a big barbecue piled high with meat.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49472227116974847162009-06-24T09:40:12.047-07:002009-06-24T09:40:12.047-07:00Now you need a maté gourd, some bolos and a little...<i>Now you need a maté gourd, some bolos and a little tango. Sanford has been in the land of beef.</i><br><br>Forking path!Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35333846498663917302009-06-24T07:58:10.697-07:002009-06-24T07:58:10.697-07:00Now you need a maté gourd, some bolos and a little...Now you need a maté gourd, some bolos and a little tango. Sanford has been in the land of beef.<br><br>Not that there's anything wrong with that.a different mikeynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72924729488663674202009-06-24T04:27:18.589-07:002009-06-24T04:27:18.589-07:00This is a picture of the Great Wide World and the ...<i>This is a picture of the Great Wide World and the perils that wait for Mark Sanford and Lampwick when they go astray.</i><br><br>In that case they should have allegorical names with erratic capitals, like The Beaver Wrath or The Scuba-diver Perversity.<br><br>Ha ha, I bet you read the words 'erratic capitals' and thought I meant Kabul.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37449702521621281902009-06-23T21:40:16.028-07:002009-06-23T21:40:16.028-07:00That'd require me to manufacture one and goofy...That'd require me to manufacture one and goofy stick-figures is about it for me and then you gotta worry about the scimitar being mistaken for a cock and then you remember that astronomy prof who clearly got a big thrill out of pointing out Orion's sword and then you think of a case of Rhinelander for under $5 and wow when you combine that with selling blood products you could pretend that piss packed a punch.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69238448553142611712009-06-23T20:20:32.924-07:002009-06-23T20:20:32.924-07:00That's also a good point.We require the additi...That's also a good point.<br><br>We require the addition of clip art portraying in comical fashion a man with a curved sword caught in his pantaloons.<br><br>He'll be very popular with the wet suit dood AND with the governor...mikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32766151540031115662009-06-23T20:08:31.698-07:002009-06-23T20:08:31.698-07:00First some demoralization. It's no good withou...First some demoralization. It's no good without demoralization.<br><br>Capcha tells us of the ancient Martial Art of Simitio where the funny curved sword gets caught in ones pantaloons.Eusahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46872397967452659352009-06-23T18:44:48.972-07:002009-06-23T18:44:48.972-07:00Oh jeez, clipart fail. Perhaps I can hire an ille...Oh jeez, clipart fail. Perhaps I can hire an illegal alien to do this for me before I kill him.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82376438443039614792009-06-23T18:41:19.771-07:002009-06-23T18:41:19.771-07:00Also SCUBA dude is surprisingly wetsuit-and-dildo ...Also SCUBA dude is surprisingly wetsuit-and-dildo free.<br><br>Captcha is drowns?!! OMG IT KNOWS.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27365392305910651652009-06-23T18:23:23.618-07:002009-06-23T18:23:23.618-07:00This is a picture of the Great Wide World and the ...This is a picture of the Great Wide World and the perils that wait for Mark Sanford and Lampwick when they go astray. THE ANGRY BEAVER IS NO METAPHOR AND WAITS TO RUIN YOU TOO.<br><br>Shit, no pool table either.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83439722142634420962009-06-23T18:16:50.142-07:002009-06-23T18:16:50.142-07:00Doesn't Mrs. Sanford qualify as the angry beav...Doesn't Mrs. Sanford qualify as the angry beaver in this amusing clip-art hysterical spasm-inducement?ThePoliticalCathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561906144646421575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41691899798682262492009-06-23T14:25:14.474-07:002009-06-23T14:25:14.474-07:00You can move the Hitler picture too. I have him st...You can move the Hitler picture too. I have him staring sorrowfully at Sanford, who is dancing with the devil.<br><br>I see great potential for slash fiction.Susan of Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19347185156746282282009-06-23T13:54:47.895-07:002009-06-23T13:54:47.895-07:00Not to worry, he'll be back at work tomorrow.....Not to worry, he'll be back at work tomorrow...<br><br>Hmm, capcha is claiming to be a gay singer. Not that there's anything wrong with that<br><br>theakinmikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90599264488489533992009-06-23T12:48:04.974-07:002009-06-23T12:48:04.974-07:00Dammit, forgot the bathroom stall.Dammit, forgot the bathroom stall.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.com