tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4630895165629774995..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: For the Mikeys Among UsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42868391876702569362010-02-19T06:41:34.449-08:002010-02-19T06:41:34.449-08:00I have a friend I've never seen,
He hides his ...I have a friend I've never seen,<br />He hides his head inside a dream,<br />Yes, Orly love can break your heart,<br />Yes, Orly love can break your heart.J Neo Marvinhttp://earcandleproductions.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47560425343814792472010-02-17T20:19:50.458-08:002010-02-17T20:19:50.458-08:00When you have this thing you think that just won&#...When you have this thing you think that just won't go away eventually the other things you think polish the first thing you think until you get a lovely pearl. This can be removed with a hammer.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-3316495302656223562010-02-17T16:53:00.038-08:002010-02-17T16:53:00.038-08:00What, besides your teeth, would you find interesti...What, besides your teeth, would you find interesting in someone's brains?tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56856039140024012572010-02-17T16:21:51.633-08:002010-02-17T16:21:51.633-08:00Recently though, that good time has taken an ugly ...<i>Recently though, that good time has taken an ugly turn and I have realized how black his soul truly is.</i><br /><br />his branes, however, are filled with interesting things.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13345676280589207012010-02-17T15:41:00.607-08:002010-02-17T15:41:00.607-08:00Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes
Will he be selling...<i>Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes</i><br /><br />Will he be selling on QVC??Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54932667971958110462010-02-17T15:31:42.048-08:002010-02-17T15:31:42.048-08:00hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter,
Isn't this ...<i>hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter,</i><br /><br />Isn't this the motto for the Sexual Olympics?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19776230388149272182010-02-17T12:41:04.636-08:002010-02-17T12:41:04.636-08:00so she paid for the filling with spider money?so she paid for the filling with spider money?Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47550542123043572932010-02-17T09:29:54.925-08:002010-02-17T09:29:54.925-08:00I used to feel an exhilarating thrill when I hung ...I used to feel an exhilarating thrill when I hung out with mikey. Recently though, that good time has taken an ugly turn and I have realized how black his soul truly is.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87865227649679859022010-02-17T08:01:54.706-08:002010-02-17T08:01:54.706-08:00So what happened? Did Tammy Faye get to inspect t...So what happened? Did Tammy Faye get to inspect the firearm she was interested in? I want to know!<br /><br />[For some reason, while I was reading mikey's story, I kept thinking, "What would <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dortch" rel="nofollow">Brother Dortch</a> think?"]J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59955384700813343092010-02-17T07:40:59.502-08:002010-02-17T07:40:59.502-08:00With the non-dancing Spectoristic wig and a twitch...<i>With the non-dancing Spectoristic wig and a twitching Mo' She is Hawt.</i><br /><br />Hot like Gene Shalittigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90824520100827200642010-02-17T05:43:12.504-08:002010-02-17T05:43:12.504-08:00she's got loose molars.she's got loose molars.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-12841504115925501082010-02-17T03:24:06.126-08:002010-02-17T03:24:06.126-08:00So...how's that scary, mascara-y stuff workin&...So...how's that scary, mascara-y stuff workin' out for ya?<br /><br />I wouldn't fill her cavity with a ten-foot forged Kenyan birth certificate...cognitive dissidenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-16341870087649315042010-02-16T22:49:33.464-08:002010-02-16T22:49:33.464-08:00With the non-dancing Spectoristic wig and a twitc...With the non-dancing Spectoristic wig and a twitching Mo' She is Hawt.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42793435170354503652010-02-16T22:10:03.219-08:002010-02-16T22:10:03.219-08:00I am not sure which disturbs me more: the Tombs-of...I am not sure which disturbs me more: the Tombs-of-Yoh-Vombis wigs (one on her head, the other keeping her hands warm as a muff), or Mikey's anecdote.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37828398923042653032010-02-16T20:47:22.219-08:002010-02-16T20:47:22.219-08:00Makes me think of Bernie X from the National Lampo...Makes me think of Bernie X from the National Lampoon.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60092622971386995312010-02-16T20:46:48.251-08:002010-02-16T20:46:48.251-08:00Okay, that last story was a classic of a kind I ne...Okay, that last story was a classic of a kind I never want to see, said the Orlyporn poster.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35753341267718573962010-02-16T20:30:55.073-08:002010-02-16T20:30:55.073-08:00Gee, the Phil Spector wig fits. Shoulda made that...Gee, the Phil Spector wig fits. Shoulda made that in blazing colour.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26796117572651856792010-02-16T20:15:48.086-08:002010-02-16T20:15:48.086-08:00Oh, dude, I had a night with Tammy Faye back in so...Oh, dude, I had a night with Tammy Faye back in south ohio in '78. I was funding a lab cooking crank and damn, hooda thunk, but all of a sudden TFB comes thru the door wanting, seriously dood, to BLESS the lab. Well, the cooker had just got outta prison a week before and to be honest I wasn't sure of his bona fides, so I was MORE than happy to see Tammy Faye.<br /><br />At the time I was carrying a Steyer AUG, probably the 'sexiest' assault rifle ever built, and I'm standing in the back of the trailer and the fumes are collecting at the ceiling and I'm seriously thinking that I need to get the frack outta dodge and Tammy Faye comes up and purrs "Ooooh, can I see your rifle?" and I say fine, whatever, and I drop the mag and clear the chamber and hand over the AUG and she barely looks at it and looks up and says "that's not the gun I'M looking for" and I said "huh?" (I'm noted for being a little slow on the uptake.<br /><br />Next thing I know, we're in the back bedroom going to TOWN and I've got four colors of mascara on my chest and she's speaking in tounges, only one of 'em mine.<br /><br />Damn, man. As soon as I could, I got back out, got four pounds of still-damp fresh brown crank and jumped on my scoot and just pointed towards the sunset...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24417447621463410782010-02-16T19:55:44.502-08:002010-02-16T19:55:44.502-08:00She looks like a skinnier, but no less "plast...She looks like a skinnier, but no less "plastic" Tammy Faye Baker.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66476316971658214132010-02-16T19:43:24.205-08:002010-02-16T19:43:24.205-08:00No, it's pornography. I should really add some...<i>No, it's pornography. I should really add some moustaches.</i><br /><br />We the people demand animated eyelashes that we can drag-&-drop into other posts.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59043284282862107192010-02-16T19:41:42.683-08:002010-02-16T19:41:42.683-08:00Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes, has done a bunch o...<i>Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes, has done a bunch of Orlys with pancakes.</i><br /><br />This must be the 'pancake make-up' of which people speak.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63241093509101589312010-02-16T19:11:09.703-08:002010-02-16T19:11:09.703-08:00(pukes on keyboard)
I was going to express my hop...(pukes on keyboard)<br /><br />I was going to express my hope that these stomach-churning escapades not lead to reproduction, but Wikipedia says it's already happened.<br /><br />(pukes again)cognitive dissidenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31622613651459076102010-02-16T19:03:03.582-08:002010-02-16T19:03:03.582-08:00After that description of Mme. Dr. Taitz' attr...After that description of <i>Mme.</i> Dr. Taitz' attributes ("Agghh, urp, <i>&tc</i>.") I think it's safe to say that all male heterosexuals are mikeys now. <br /><br />My only reservation? No mention of getting that tank of nitrous out & really going to town.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-61104066066345432702010-02-16T18:10:11.247-08:002010-02-16T18:10:11.247-08:00Painter of PANCAKES?
No Shit?
And people cross t...Painter of PANCAKES?<br /><br />No Shit?<br /><br />And people cross the street when I come into town?<br /><br />The world is not a reasonable place to try to live, sez I.<br /><br />Whiskey may help. <br /><br />I'll letcha know...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-23880665970342822452010-02-16T17:57:26.074-08:002010-02-16T17:57:26.074-08:00Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes, has done a bunch o...<a href="http://www.faithmouse.com/dr_orly_taitz_pancake_birther.jpg" title="" rel="nofollow">Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes, has done a bunch of Orlys with pancakes.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.com