tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post3992631663763323486..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: True FactsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47502540348294222312010-09-26T09:03:16.094-07:002010-09-26T09:03:16.094-07:00A favourite band of mine used to make a point of s...A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomeansno" title="" rel="nofollow">favourite band of mine</a> used to make a point of saying "If you have to kill anyone please kill yourself."Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24582999958298533682010-09-26T08:39:09.493-07:002010-09-26T08:39:09.493-07:00But you really do have to admire that level of ded...But you really do have to admire that level of dedication to the whole hating-mexicans thing. <br /><br />Although the consensus among violent racists is if you shoot YOURSELF, you're doing it worng...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19845157326624545082010-09-26T03:20:49.995-07:002010-09-26T03:20:49.995-07:00crack team
I see what you do there.<i>crack team</i><br /><br />I see what you do there.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48557165700961393692010-09-25T21:02:39.070-07:002010-09-25T21:02:39.070-07:00So sending out 100 deputies to shoot themselves mi...So sending out 100 deputies to shoot themselves might result in a bystander casualty rate of 30 while 10 deputies take a bullet.<br /><br />Sounds reasonable if they try to shoot themselves near drug smugglers.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82161627452486448832010-09-25T20:44:37.124-07:002010-09-25T20:44:37.124-07:00Ok, here's an honest rhetorical question: Hav...Ok, here's an honest rhetorical question: Have you ever seen someone try to shoot themeselves in order to gain some systemic advantage? <br /><br />'Cause it's kind of funny. They're not real excited about getting shot, and they do a lot of aiming and flinching and thinking and adjusting and flinching and more aiming.<br /><br />And nine times out of ten? They MISS! And three times out of ten? That miss hits somebody totally innocent. And after they miss? They don't try again anytime soon. It's all just depression, fear, madness and lunacy....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-78066046377898804522010-09-25T20:04:01.051-07:002010-09-25T20:04:01.051-07:00Did the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY ...<i>Did the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY TOO CHICKEN?</i><br /><br />Not too chicken, too chunky.<br /><br />I imagine the deputy was scratching himself with the gun barrel.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59877286340320653442010-09-25T19:12:48.013-07:002010-09-25T19:12:48.013-07:00The deputy's shoes remain dangling from a powe...The deputy's shoes remain dangling from a power line.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-9122601978149076152010-09-25T19:05:02.302-07:002010-09-25T19:05:02.302-07:00I look forward to the press conference at which Sh...I look forward to the press conference at which Sheriff Paul presents a deputy with a backward <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zetas_%28Mexico%29#Etymology" rel="nofollow">Z</a> scratched into one cheek.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-91881150173835209052010-09-25T19:03:06.548-07:002010-09-25T19:03:06.548-07:00Did the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY ...Did the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY TOO CHICKEN?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76124400287009445902010-09-25T18:42:24.906-07:002010-09-25T18:42:24.906-07:00And a dragnet thrown up by more than 100 officers ...<i>And a dragnet thrown up by more than 100 officers in the rugged mountainous area about 50 miles south of Phoenix found no suspects and no bales of marijuana</i><br /><br />That's because they disguised the bales as tumbleweeds. Duh!J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.com