tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post287010962077078667..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Imagine the Dismay of ME!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-16675009997808082972010-02-27T20:03:08.969-08:002010-02-27T20:03:08.969-08:00Of course there is the Wheaton College for crazy r...Of course there is the <a href="http://www.wheaton.edu/" rel="nofollow">Wheaton College</a> for crazy religious types, and there is the <a href="http://wheatoncollege.edu/" rel="nofollow">Wheaton College</a> for smart people. I am sure that Sandy didn't conflate the two when looking for prestigious graduates.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6668792792074393282010-02-27T19:38:04.309-08:002010-02-27T19:38:04.309-08:00Perhaps feesh and S_McG could have a contest.
Who...Perhaps feesh and S_McG could have a contest.<br /><br />Who provides the most help for Nonny on <a href="http://reallysmallfish.blogspot.com/2010/02/heres-idea.html?showComment=1267291011139#c5671048792307208681" rel="nofollow">his/her/its/meese's essay</a>?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-79534669916690864982010-02-27T16:45:44.866-08:002010-02-27T16:45:44.866-08:00I hope that your posts will help the Wheaton Colla...I hope that your posts will help the Wheaton Collage students with their essays.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60095550923247985312010-02-27T16:38:39.842-08:002010-02-27T16:38:39.842-08:00This is a great graphic. Gonna have to mess with i...<i>This is a great graphic. Gonna have to mess with it at some point.</i><br /><br />WTF is the Average Christian sucking on?<br /><br /><i>You might want to look into chessboxing.</i><br /><br />Do not make me scan in the relevant scenes from Bilal's 'Cold Equator' strip, for I would feel guilty afterwards about breaching copyright.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73003584330196056482010-02-27T08:13:37.783-08:002010-02-27T08:13:37.783-08:00Rooks are instrumental if one wants to spring some...Rooks are instrumental if one wants to spring something like <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&ved=0CAoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBenko_Gambit&rct=j&q=benko+gambit&ei=k0SJS66tNIrSMuH1gYQN&usg=AFQjCNGy45mv_u8rM2A992iX3DoWDPbGIA" rel="nofollow">the ol' Benko gambit</a> on some unsuspecting piker.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2498041378184655732010-02-27T03:15:53.443-08:002010-02-27T03:15:53.443-08:00You might want to look into chessboxing.You might want to look into <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=chess+boxing&aq=0s&aqi=g-s2g2g-s1g1g-s3&aql=&oq=chessboxing" rel="nofollow">chessboxing</a>.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58098698949500984032010-02-26T22:11:23.594-08:002010-02-26T22:11:23.594-08:00Downer's Grove. There's the problem.Downer's Grove. There's the problem.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48065038450791861162010-02-26T20:04:47.956-08:002010-02-26T20:04:47.956-08:00Look, I am not unwilling to accept changes to the ...Look, I am not unwilling to accept changes to the game of chess in the name of modernization or commercial broadcast. If they can make a living on poker, fer gawds sake, chess should be a no brainer.<br /><br />Modifications such as speed chess, three move and underwater gangster pursuit chess are all perfectly fine. But the eliminate the use of a specific piece is to call into question everything, from the board to the routine nut-kicking the chess club receives from the lacrosse team.<br /><br />I once rose to the top of a league playing what we called "Dillinger Chess" where the Queen had a Thompson Submachine gun *but* only thirty rounds. I never lost. The key is to play white...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1720918503089515692010-02-26T17:31:43.655-08:002010-02-26T17:31:43.655-08:00While I, too, sympathise with the removal of the R...While I, too, sympathise with the removal of the Rook from the chess board, it really is a singularly dull piece, I cannot see why piano abuse was a menace. Did Wheaton have a trebuchet department??Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66999980882706598752010-02-26T17:21:37.842-08:002010-02-26T17:21:37.842-08:00Further research has turned up some interesting, a...Further research has turned up some interesting, and frankly, mildly disturbing information. From our friends at Wiki:<br /><br /><i>An early pamphlet described the new building and listed some of the rules for its use, such as No Rook Playing and No Playing of Boogie-Woogie, Jazz, or Otherwise Abusing the Piano</i><br /><br />It appears that the leadership of Wheaton College is involved in, among other nefarious activities, altering the long-standing rules of chess and protecting the virtue and integrity of large musical instruments.<br /><br />While the one is singularly subversive, and somewhat frightening in it's implications, the other, and abiding concern for the well being of pianos, and yet making not a single mention of organs, strikes this researcher as vaguely communist, and deeply unamerican...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-10821292311710685012010-02-26T17:07:35.231-08:002010-02-26T17:07:35.231-08:00Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick- everyone knows ...Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick- everyone knows that Wheaton College was founded by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000696/" rel="nofollow">Wil Wheaton</a>.<br />.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-43647989315577947612010-02-26T16:51:36.905-08:002010-02-26T16:51:36.905-08:00In the graphic it seems that only 3 people went to...<i>In the graphic it seems that only 3 people went to see the gender-ambiguous people kissing each other.</i><br /><br />Well, the seats are empty. The implication is that it could be him. And what should we, looking out for his morals think? Of course, we think NO, CHRISTIANS SHOULD NOT BE ENTERTAINED.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-84890752257623962772010-02-26T16:48:11.089-08:002010-02-26T16:48:11.089-08:00In the graphic it seems that only 3 people went to...In the graphic it seems that only 3 people went to see the gender-ambiguous people kissing each other.<br />Did the average christian turn up late or somethin'<br /><br />Srlsy capcha is packwoo. Couldn't be more homersectionalHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-77006767604490567662010-02-26T16:44:57.389-08:002010-02-26T16:44:57.389-08:00I think it is the big Orange balloons that have do...I think it is the big Orange balloons that have done the leftyising. They can't be healthy.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38296838338843755872010-02-26T16:42:02.126-08:002010-02-26T16:42:02.126-08:00So imagine the dismay of many to learn that, in an...<i>So imagine the dismay of many to learn that, in an effort to educate its students, Wheaton has moved to the left, so much so that in a survey by the Wheaton Record, 60 percent of its faculty voted for President Barack Obama, the most pro-abortion, pro-homosexual agenda, spiritually confused president the nation has ever elected. </i><br /><br />Maybe hard-core Christers like Wheaton professors voting for Obama proves he's the guy Jesus wanted to win, and also that she has "the distinctive" of being the most spiritually full-of-crap writer TownHall has ever published since the last thing they published.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-81186886982120245692010-02-26T16:32:10.141-08:002010-02-26T16:32:10.141-08:00So imagine the dismay of many to learn that, in an...<i>So imagine the dismay of many to learn that, in an effort to educate its students, </i><br /><br />Whoa WHOA ma'am, stop right there and I'll get the pitchforks and phone the yokels!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72777422089177132522010-02-26T16:26:21.047-08:002010-02-26T16:26:21.047-08:00Wes Craven, Class of 1963!<a href="http://www.wescraven.com/faq/faq_content.php" rel="nofollow">Wes Craven</a>, Class of 1963!J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86007478607790560662010-02-26T16:14:32.522-08:002010-02-26T16:14:32.522-08:00Via a Sandy Rios site of course...Via a Sandy Rios site of course...Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85060956620861883822010-02-26T16:07:45.451-08:002010-02-26T16:07:45.451-08:00This is a great graphic. Gonna have to mess with ...<a href="http://www.culturecampaign.com/common/img/giants.gif" title="" rel="nofollow">This is a great graphic.</a> Gonna have to mess with it at some point.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53392011258795479412010-02-26T16:03:41.837-08:002010-02-26T16:03:41.837-08:00Clearly, Wheaton Collage used to be located in the...Clearly, Wheaton Collage used to be located in the middle of Lake Michigan.<br /><br /><i>There appears to be a word missing from the text. "Ass banditry" perhaps?</i><br /><br />There's a lot of grammarizin' missing from the text.<br /><br /><i>To be a Christ follower can bring the highest of intellectual pursuits, not the Bible thumping ignorance Hollywood would portray.<br /></i><br /><br />In hockey, that's an 'own goal'.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com