tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1818708945311537946..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Why Didn't I Expect This?Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74772095630399540062009-02-26T15:04:00.000-08:002009-02-26T15:04:00.000-08:00Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I loveBloody Mary Jan...Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love<br>Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love<br>Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love<br>Now ain't that too damn badJ—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-64792564552062606112009-02-26T12:59:00.000-08:002009-02-26T12:59:00.000-08:00Effervescing elephants.Effervescing elephants.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11274141994300534262009-02-26T11:13:00.000-08:002009-02-26T11:13:00.000-08:00Or a radioactive inchwormOr a radioactive <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ8Lwm2h1Q8" rel="nofollow" title="or a radioactive Danny Kaye? THE HORROR!" rel="nofollow">inchworm</a>tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-58759638739031592472009-02-26T11:05:00.000-08:002009-02-26T11:05:00.000-08:00"measuring marigolds" among his superpow...<i>"measuring marigolds" among his superpowers</i><br>That one comes with being bitten by a radioactive alligator -- along with "bursting balloons", "entertaining elephants", and "lying to liberals".herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71286984509060584792009-02-26T10:54:00.000-08:002009-02-26T10:54:00.000-08:00Alas, Spider-Man will not survive the inevitable m...Alas, Spider-Man will not survive the inevitable mating with Spider-Woman and the musical ends on a tragic note as the Oakland Raiders put an end to her.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60232349606290047972009-02-26T07:59:00.000-08:002009-02-26T07:59:00.000-08:00Well, Spiderman shoots web from his wrists, so I f...Well, Spiderman shoots web from his wrists, so I felt I could embroider the anatomical details a bit. I almost counted "measuring marigolds" among his superpowers, but figured he'd probably get it wrong a lot of the time; so maybe a comparapower.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-36391750663576821702009-02-26T02:54:00.000-08:002009-02-26T02:54:00.000-08:00If D. Sidhe were here she would point out that cat...If D. Sidhe were here she would point out that caterpillars actually produce silk from their <i>salivary glands</i>, and it is the spiders who do the butt-web thing. <br><br>I should also point out that eating sweaters and bumping into lightbulbs do not require any super-powers, only a larger-than-usual dose of akvavit. When I start bumping into sweaters and eating lightbulbs, the Frau Doktorin puts me to bed.<br><br>That is all.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-52343282686617622412009-02-25T20:53:00.000-08:002009-02-25T20:53:00.000-08:00His powers include . . . shooting silk-like fibers...<i>His powers include . . . shooting silk-like fibers from his butt.</i><br><br>That's a bug, not a feature.Snaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54671729752949448022009-02-25T15:43:00.000-08:002009-02-25T15:43:00.000-08:00Presumably Noonan acquired his superpowers after h...<i>Presumably Noonan acquired his superpowers after he was bitten by a radioactive caterpillar.</i><br><br>His powers include eating your favorite sweater, bumping into light bulbs, and shooting silk-like fibers from his butt.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45636850945326137472009-02-25T14:13:00.000-08:002009-02-25T14:13:00.000-08:00Spiderman is currently defending himself from the ...Spiderman is currently defending himself from the Attack of the Rotating Eyebrows.<br>Presumably Noonan acquired his superpowers after he was bitten by a radioactive caterpillar.Herr Doktor Bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32732390293228087342009-02-25T13:25:00.000-08:002009-02-25T13:25:00.000-08:00I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For in My WebRusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90657563007676143912009-02-25T12:37:00.000-08:002009-02-25T12:37:00.000-08:00Sunday Webby Sunday?Where the Streets Have no Webs...Sunday Webby Sunday?<br><br>Where the Streets Have no Webs.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90905698240217962562009-02-25T11:52:00.000-08:002009-02-25T11:52:00.000-08:00Lyrics by Bono and Edge?FUU2. Seriously, I used t...Lyrics by Bono and Edge?<br><br>FUU2. Seriously, I used to like those guys?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68384133019400643802009-02-25T09:45:00.000-08:002009-02-25T09:45:00.000-08:00That is soo wrong.You knew it was coming after Leg...That is soo wrong.<br><br>You knew it was coming after Legally Blonde. I mean really?! <br><br>Legally. Blonde?<br><br>Only hope can save us!Adorable Girlfriendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00980315608634758758noreply@blogger.com