tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1491232639186508366..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Tropical VerseSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75921825239241758842011-10-21T12:51:53.414-07:002011-10-21T12:51:53.414-07:00William Bloke, wasn't it?William Bloke, wasn't it?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-20151915564061527382011-10-21T12:46:06.558-07:002011-10-21T12:46:06.558-07:00Pene pene burning pain
Covered with a purple stain...Pene pene burning pain<br />Covered with a purple stain<br />Was it really kinda dumb<br />to put it inside D-K's mum?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57035367984677766122011-10-21T11:47:16.184-07:002011-10-21T11:47:16.184-07:00War on Christmas already? But teh cosplay holiday...War on Christmas already? But teh cosplay holiday hasn't passed yet!<br /><br />"Trick or treat?" asks your dad while gussied up as a tart.<br />I stare at the ceiling<br />Whilst an awkward feeling<br />Is tugging at my heart.<br />Not long ago that transvestite man made me forget about my cares<br />But I paid for some time<br />Of depradations sublime<br />With your mom who's waiting upstairs.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-89080629679677473082011-10-21T11:44:52.242-07:002011-10-21T11:44:52.242-07:00Fish has a thing about spirochaetes.
We have reac...<i>Fish has a thing about spirochaetes.</i><br /><br />We have reached an uncomfortable understanding.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-274978671443284162011-10-20T16:37:37.763-07:002011-10-20T16:37:37.763-07:00Fish has a thing about spirochaetes.Fish has a thing about spirochaetes.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67287744596330978582011-10-20T14:36:12.784-07:002011-10-20T14:36:12.784-07:00Thanks to ITTDGY comments elsewhere, I am now sing...Thanks to ITTDGY comments elsewhere, I am now singing AK's comment to the tune of 'Iron Man'.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80366107907625270982011-10-20T13:30:28.785-07:002011-10-20T13:30:28.785-07:00The place called haiku
did not smell of lube or po...The place called haiku<br />did not smell of lube or poo<br />your mom and you doHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18560408906258884882011-10-20T13:25:23.039-07:002011-10-20T13:25:23.039-07:00Dad was lubed?
Mom licked the santorum
Made cocks ...Dad was lubed?<br />Mom licked the santorum<br />Made cocks slide wellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13447855884624898222011-10-20T08:21:45.234-07:002011-10-20T08:21:45.234-07:00Smells of lube and poo
Your dad's ass opens ag...Smells of lube and poo<br />Your dad's ass opens again<br />Yet your mom's the whoreSubstance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56971671035384143912011-10-20T07:42:20.528-07:002011-10-20T07:42:20.528-07:00The toothpick fish swims
First up teh stream of ur...The toothpick fish swims<br />First up teh stream of urine<br />Then in UR dad's bum.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46496459818549522662011-10-20T05:32:42.641-07:002011-10-20T05:32:42.641-07:00It was not just a case of spiorchete
That caused t...It was not just a case of spiorchete<br />That caused the burning he felt in his pete<br />a fish crawled up in<br />his diagnosis was grim<br />now caviar's the result when he beatsfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-3884346753213601272011-10-20T03:43:20.412-07:002011-10-20T03:43:20.412-07:00There was a young man
From Haiku. No wait. Is ther...There was a young man<br />From Haiku. No wait. Is there<br />A place called 'Haiku'?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42077345842099760692011-10-19T21:39:07.222-07:002011-10-19T21:39:07.222-07:00There once was a man from Limerick.
Actually, he h...There once was a man from Limerick.<br />Actually, he hates limericks.<br />Never mind.Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37836847311882397262011-10-19T21:17:24.570-07:002011-10-19T21:17:24.570-07:00So I'm splittin' a side at these verses se...So I'm splittin' a side at these verses see,<br />With parents not what they're cracked up to be,<br />'Ceptin' of course<br />As catchers and whores,<br />Da-dee-dum Da-dee-dum Mom-meeeeee!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49410277042975193912011-10-19T16:10:01.274-07:002011-10-19T16:10:01.274-07:00It's called syncopation if'n you don't...It's called syncopation if'n you don't mind, but I understand that you gots no swing.<br /><br />Sailors, truckers, the usual suspects again<br />Are having their way with your father's rear end<br />But your mom, she's unconcerned with occupation<br />So long as you pay up before teh fellation.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76024516047751639662011-10-19T13:05:52.141-07:002011-10-19T13:05:52.141-07:00Your obsession with meters
Is as bad as your dad&#...Your obsession with meters<br />Is as bad as your dad's obsession with peters.<br />So what if I can't count,<br />Your mom always charges me teh right amount.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33184330990584274142011-10-19T13:00:22.595-07:002011-10-19T13:00:22.595-07:00The sailors all take their turns banging your dad
...The sailors all take their turns banging your dad<br />But when ship sets sail they all feel secretly glad<br />Because dad (and his son!) have no feel for the rhythm<br />So fee-be-damned they take your mom on board with 'em.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39818320412524344352011-10-19T12:51:23.655-07:002011-10-19T12:51:23.655-07:00The illustrations certainly add a dense narrative ...The illustrations certainly add a dense narrative to the poems.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69240392485823166082011-10-19T12:35:45.943-07:002011-10-19T12:35:45.943-07:00Cheap slurs right after such a sensitive illustrat...Cheap slurs right after such a sensitive illustration of the poem above?<br /><br />Your dad's greatest role is as cock-abuse keener<br />To this end he sticks a weird fish in his wiener<br />The fish come right out of your mom's little flower<br />And the fee to go fishing is ten bucks an hour.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37532780397116059572011-10-19T11:29:58.864-07:002011-10-19T11:29:58.864-07:00Ha, and what a song it is! Wikipedia tells me it ...Ha, and what a song it is! Wikipedia tells me it was not released as a single. I wonder why.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-5203472083331895442011-10-19T11:20:49.905-07:002011-10-19T11:20:49.905-07:00There's a song...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir38tIOQdT0" title="∈☀∋" rel="nofollow">There's a song...</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71634555155354632332011-10-19T11:15:32.000-07:002011-10-19T11:15:32.000-07:00Triggerfish
Toothpick fish, I think. AKA candiru...<i>Triggerfish</i><br /><br />Toothpick fish, I think. AKA candiru.<br /><br />Speaking of triggerfish, big challenge to write limerick with humuhumunukunukuapua'a.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-40128638439834972192011-10-19T11:07:47.219-07:002011-10-19T11:07:47.219-07:00Triggering?<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triggerfish" rel="nofollow">Triggering?</a>Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29805812840550559722011-10-19T07:05:59.405-07:002011-10-19T07:05:59.405-07:00Arts & Culture.
That's what keeps me comi...Arts & Culture.<br /><br />That's what keeps me coming back.daveX99https://www.blogger.com/profile/18307604223217331683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-81852489045442458242011-10-19T06:17:28.307-07:002011-10-19T06:17:28.307-07:00At least there are no squirrels or spiders.
~At least there are no squirrels or spiders.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com