tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1414849064706792476..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Water for ElephantsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-11629403646801855222009-11-16T17:16:20.774-08:002009-11-16T17:16:20.774-08:00Q.: Where does a 900-lb gorilla sleep?
A.: In a pi...Q.: Where does a 900-lb gorilla sleep?<br />A.: In a picket line around the House of Substance.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-52453505710378405832009-11-16T16:34:25.849-08:002009-11-16T16:34:25.849-08:00Pending bosom.
May be a veiled reference to some...<i>Pending bosom</i>. <br /><br />May be a veiled reference to something best left veiled.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60906970299152575762009-11-16T15:05:58.774-08:002009-11-16T15:05:58.774-08:00Dear herr doktor bimler:
The Nine Hundred Pound G...Dear herr doktor bimler:<br /><br />The Nine Hundred Pound Gorilla Union (NHPGU) would like a word with you about certain scab elephants in your employ.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90994766944784562162009-11-16T14:16:28.684-08:002009-11-16T14:16:28.684-08:00AK forgets that the whole advantage of keeping an ...AK forgets that the whole advantage of keeping an elephant in the corner of the room is that no-one talks about it.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-33952110979641339342009-11-16T13:49:08.394-08:002009-11-16T13:49:08.394-08:00Plus easier to store and less trouble to explain t...Plus easier to store and less trouble to explain to the neighbours.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32273818951745724362009-11-16T13:34:31.484-08:002009-11-16T13:34:31.484-08:00I prefer water for chocolate. It tastes better tha...I prefer water for chocolate. It tastes better than elephants.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-89268895316204145882009-11-16T12:37:23.838-08:002009-11-16T12:37:23.838-08:00There's a great deal of penduloscity about teh...There's a great deal of penduloscity about teh elephants, in my albeit limited experienceHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13331677032198739372009-11-16T12:14:43.759-08:002009-11-16T12:14:43.759-08:00Pending bosom is better than a pendulous bosom...Pending bosom is better than a pendulous bosom...Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-55597777018410481952009-11-16T11:28:16.135-08:002009-11-16T11:28:16.135-08:00Note also that I am complaining about shit writing...Note also that I am complaining about shit writing after yet another comic-book post. WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74811342471881758432009-11-16T11:09:35.326-08:002009-11-16T11:09:35.326-08:00Page one - PAGE ONE MIND YOU - mentioned "amp...Page one - PAGE ONE MIND YOU - mentioned "ample charms". <a href="http://books.google.com/books?lr=&id=toFoAAAAMAAJ&q=bosom#search_anchor" title="" rel="nofollow">A search reveals, thankfully, only one pending "bosom",</a> carefully described using the approved adjective-adjective-noun format.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-67134404490125435432009-11-16T10:45:48.344-08:002009-11-16T10:45:48.344-08:00I think Mikey might be correct... I'm not reme...I think Mikey might be correct... I'm not remembering a lot of other filth. Some, but not a lot...Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37754221122684162072009-11-16T10:39:44.518-08:002009-11-16T10:39:44.518-08:00Maybe the filth is Elephant dung. That at least w...Maybe the filth is Elephant dung. That at least wouldn't be clichéd.<br /><br />Hopefully it's not 'Elephant Water', 'cause I've heard that is some NASTY stuff...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54119501132312693182009-11-16T10:25:52.151-08:002009-11-16T10:25:52.151-08:00I liked the story, even if the writing wasn't ...I liked the story, even if the writing wasn't the best, but maybe that was because I wasn't expecting the best and was using it to fill time... <br /><br />Of course I may have liked it better because I read it while the Youngest Lamblet was taking swimming lessons and was overwhelmed by the view of tanned lats and pecs... tanned lats and pecs make everything seem better.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.com