tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post130403574083294658..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: TitsSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-30657898979266367252010-09-07T16:10:44.793-07:002010-09-07T16:10:44.793-07:00I liked most of the speeches, and the crap about r...I liked most of the speeches, and the crap about reason and freedom was crazy Victor Davis Hanson icing on the cake. "Laconic" is a word I thought about every once in a while.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2148968239291419522010-09-07T15:51:51.992-07:002010-09-07T15:51:51.992-07:00I dunno that I'd want to smell the enjoyment.
...<i>I dunno that I'd want to smell the enjoyment.</i><br /><br />EEP!<br /><br />I like to think my heckling and stentorian laughter distracted the fapboys from their goal. I did my part to keep Clearview Cinemas clean.<br /><br />For the record, I thought the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOPJsj9efIc&feature=related" rel="nofollow">Spartan rolls a "20"</a> scene was the funniest.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18832365067393703402010-09-07T14:03:04.265-07:002010-09-07T14:03:04.265-07:00In a way I feel kinda bad for missing it in the th...In a way I feel kinda bad for missing it in the theatre: it must have been as awesome as that review, but I dunno that I'd want to smell the enjoyment.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69704889448088837992010-09-07T13:49:23.122-07:002010-09-07T13:49:23.122-07:00I actually saw this in the theatre (some friends I...I actually saw this in the theatre (some friends I hadn't seen in a while wanted to see it). I was laughing so hard, I think I bothered some people in the audience.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520" rel="nofollow">This</a> is the best review of the movie, maybe the best review of <i>any</i> movie.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29028738548345345432010-09-06T21:56:56.184-07:002010-09-06T21:56:56.184-07:00It was good, but I prefer Knox Herrington's ea...It was good, but I prefer Knox Herrington's earlier workNutellaonToasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09524357022370926931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74573104781860306962010-09-06T18:43:40.153-07:002010-09-06T18:43:40.153-07:00I think my brain would have exploded with delight....<i>I think my brain would have exploded with delight.</i><br /><br />RULE 34, DAMMIT!!!zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88735311957250153062010-09-06T18:06:17.706-07:002010-09-06T18:06:17.706-07:00When you think about it, glistening shaved Pecs ar...When you think about it, glistening shaved Pecs are just oddly angular boobs with disappointing nipples.<br /><br />Tonight we dine in Lane Bryant!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-22092131857127956202010-09-06T17:48:17.132-07:002010-09-06T17:48:17.132-07:00I thought it was largely a Norwegian Black metal f...I thought it was largely a Norwegian Black metal film? although the homo-erotica is not well liked by the NBM worldHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32943467160189362202010-09-06T15:46:18.742-07:002010-09-06T15:46:18.742-07:00There were times when some heavy guitars cropped u...There were times when some heavy guitars cropped up, and I thought IS THIS IT? but no, it never resolved into a Manowar song. I think my brain would have exploded with delight.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17150973125978477582010-09-06T15:40:14.072-07:002010-09-06T15:40:14.072-07:00ZRM is banned.
Did 300 have a Man-o-War soundtrac...ZRM is banned.<br /><br />Did 300 have a Man-o-War soundtrack? If not, why not?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42701280934015200772010-09-06T15:19:01.079-07:002010-09-06T15:19:01.079-07:00Gerry Anderson puppets would have pissed all over ...<i>Gerry Anderson puppets would have pissed all over it.<br /></i><br />RULE 34.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73324757611765401912010-09-06T14:30:11.511-07:002010-09-06T14:30:11.511-07:00Oh rare post Subby! I saw this crap recently on an...Oh rare post Subby! I saw this crap recently on an indigestion plagued night. And yes it is a worthless waste of electrons. <br />Gerry Anderson puppets would have pissed all over it.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42368443076987679142010-09-06T13:38:34.443-07:002010-09-06T13:38:34.443-07:00It gets funnier the more you know about Sparta, wh...It gets funnier the more you know about Sparta, which is rare for a stupid movie. It has nearly nothing to do with anything except wingnut fantasy writ large. And wingnuts battle monsters in their minds.<br /><br />Very very metal.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37613495054430955602010-09-06T13:10:50.927-07:002010-09-06T13:10:50.927-07:00I never saw it, but in the commercials it looked l...I never saw it, but in the commercials it looked like it had giant extra-terrestrial creatures and monsters and a couple AT AT Walkers.<br /><br />I mean,cinematic license, sure, but at some point you gotta either quit making shit up or else set the story on another planet...<br /><br />Oh look. WV brings to our attention a new product, designed to protect Alan Dershowitz when he wets himself: derspadsmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42321582070227093752010-09-06T12:54:59.183-07:002010-09-06T12:54:59.183-07:00Better pacing, funnier than Zardoz, comparable out...Better pacing, funnier than Zardoz, comparable outfits.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-79812283959620911552010-09-06T09:37:16.893-07:002010-09-06T09:37:16.893-07:00It's no Zardoz.It's no Zardoz.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-81198849080143755102010-09-06T04:18:10.490-07:002010-09-06T04:18:10.490-07:00I thought Sadly, No! did.
~I thought Sadly, No! did.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com