tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post11739500547634112..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Zombie Pocahontas Rises AgainSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87516294104473885152010-03-09T01:10:37.401-08:002010-03-09T01:10:37.401-08:00Also, I propose to sue the estates of Orson Welles...Also, I propose to sue the estates of Orson Welles and Kafka, simply because it would be cool to have a case known as "'The Trial' Trial".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69042179845534860852010-03-09T01:06:59.444-08:002010-03-09T01:06:59.444-08:00blue meat
Maybe you mean "well hung".
Th...<i>blue meat</i><br />Maybe you mean "well hung".<br />Then again, maybe you don't.<br /><br />I've only just noticed that the 2nd dancing leech from the left bears an uncanny resemblance to the Egyptian hieroglyph sometimes transliterated as "dj"*, except that Egyptian scribes didn't animate their hieroglyphs, but I'm sure they would have if they could.<br /><br />* For reasons best known to themselves, European settlers in Australia were using hieroglyphs for a while to write down place-names, hence towns like "Djabringabeeralong".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24274475492449769402010-03-08T20:50:58.948-08:002010-03-08T20:50:58.948-08:00Okay, a young editor meets a strange and clumsy cr...Okay, a young editor meets a strange and clumsy creature in the Harvard Club, and lures it back to his office with Chunky Reese Witherspoon and keeps it hiding in the editorial office. The doughy, Van-Dyked creature has some kinda magical powers expressed through a finger he touches the computer keyboard with. I call it My Pet Pope.<br /><br />Now, isn't that more realistic?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80476681417226332942010-03-08T17:57:54.406-08:002010-03-08T17:57:54.406-08:00Har har. I was under the impression that the resta...Har har. I was under the impression that the <i>restaurant</i> was the stolen concept. <br /><br />Nah gunna eat any blue meat, that's for sure.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45360450264100798842010-03-08T17:38:55.614-08:002010-03-08T17:38:55.614-08:00The wrinkly creature has some kinda magical powers...<i>The wrinkly creature has some kinda magical powers expressed through a finger he touches the boy with. I call it My Pet Pope.</i><br /><br />HAHAHAHA!<br /><br />P.S. I hope you like it IN HELL!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27541007150995599662010-03-08T15:19:24.041-08:002010-03-08T15:19:24.041-08:00Okay, a young boy meets a strange and clumsy creat...Okay, a young boy meets a strange and clumsy creature in the forest, and lures it back to his yard with Reese's Pieces and keeps it hiding in the shed. The wrinkly creature has some kinda magical powers expressed through a finger he touches the boy with. I call it My Pet Pope.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39543308125236266462010-03-08T14:39:26.839-08:002010-03-08T14:39:26.839-08:00Make it a wisecracking teacup chihuahua, and Bruck...<i>Make it a wisecracking teacup chihuahua, and Bruckheimer and Bay will be fighting over who flies you to Burbank in his private jet.</i><br /><br />write in a part for Rollins, and IT'S GOLD, JERRY!!!zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71894422820615348842010-03-08T14:33:08.246-08:002010-03-08T14:33:08.246-08:00A tough grizzled cop who goes his own way and carr...<i>A tough grizzled cop who goes his own way and carries a gigantic handgun acquires a new partner, a WOMAN, who does not even have experience in homicide investigations! Also she is blue and ten feet tall.</i><br /><br />Make it a wisecracking teacup chihuahua, and Bruckheimer and Bay will be fighting over who flies you to Burbank in his private jet.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68428200427756177152010-03-08T13:03:34.715-08:002010-03-08T13:03:34.715-08:00Well, then I'm going to sue the people behind ...Well, then I'm going to sue the people behind "The Time Traveler's Wife" because THE HADRISAUR IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE TIME MACHINE!!!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65692145657696082372010-03-08T12:17:29.777-08:002010-03-08T12:17:29.777-08:00Oh Yeah? Is there a scene where he says "Fran...Oh Yeah? Is there a scene where he says "Frankly my dear I don't give a toboggan?"<br />STEALER!!Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21264008512371499062010-03-08T12:16:52.811-08:002010-03-08T12:16:52.811-08:00A new idea for a movie:
A tough grizzled cop wh...A new idea for a movie: <br /><br />A tough grizzled cop who goes his own way and carries a gigantic handgun acquires a new partner, a WOMAN, who does not even have experience in homicide investigations! Also she is blue and ten feet tall.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63459431457263581062010-03-08T12:04:40.477-08:002010-03-08T12:04:40.477-08:00I've got this idea about a man, an American; t...I've got this idea about a man, an American; titan of industry, lives through ups and downs, makes history, the typical epic figure....<br /><br />Well, I don't want to let too much out, but let's just say that there's a toboggan that figures heavily.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-20352104195759477652010-03-08T11:58:27.761-08:002010-03-08T11:58:27.761-08:00I hope they don't steal my film idea about an ...I hope they don't steal my film idea about an African prince who is cursed to an undead existence, feasting on the penis bones of various mammals... Blaculum.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57459306634024254062010-03-08T10:47:00.513-08:002010-03-08T10:47:00.513-08:00Beaten!<a href="http://www.zoombies.com/AboutProduct.htm" title="" rel="nofollow">Beaten!</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57781165713938037082010-03-08T10:43:54.544-08:002010-03-08T10:43:54.544-08:00I plan to sue Substance McGravitas for using the w...I plan to sue Substance McGravitas for using the word zombie.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-7397286227317621812010-03-08T10:33:22.430-08:002010-03-08T10:33:22.430-08:00I haven't done any text draggery in a while. ...I haven't done any text draggery in a while. Maybe a Mad Libs should be next.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-10129948936575429512010-03-08T10:23:28.538-08:002010-03-08T10:23:28.538-08:00gonna build a guy out of leeches
Like this?
Anim...<i>gonna build a guy out of leeches </i><br /><a href="http://www.treehugger.com/tire-sculpture-buddah.jpg" rel="nofollow">Like this?</a><br /><br />Animated haircut letters are also good.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29765138896156800362010-03-08T10:09:51.704-08:002010-03-08T10:09:51.704-08:00I was gonna build a guy out of leeches but it'...I was gonna build a guy out of leeches but it's TOO HARD.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47818098401455553022010-03-08T10:03:38.301-08:002010-03-08T10:03:38.301-08:00That moustache must tickle where I have put it.
We...That moustache must tickle where I have put it.<br />We promise not to sue if you borrow some animated dancing eyebrows from <i>Riddled</i>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-4202867975928253562010-03-08T09:36:27.767-08:002010-03-08T09:36:27.767-08:00I am working on a screenplay about an introverted ...I am working on a screenplay about an introverted man who falls in love. The catch is, she's a hooker. With a heart of PLUTONIUM.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57197313768279644992010-03-08T09:30:17.925-08:002010-03-08T09:30:17.925-08:00This case just got thrown out of Chinese court.<a href="http://carpetbagger.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/08/plagiarism-suit-against-avatar-is-dismissed-in-china/" rel="nofollow">This case</a> just got thrown out of Chinese court.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18816089390189605772010-03-08T09:06:07.148-08:002010-03-08T09:06:07.148-08:00Hey, James Cameron, I've got a great movie con...Hey, James Cameron, I've got a great movie concept I'll sell you for a good price. Next time, the blue people take the white dude and cook him and eat him. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Staden" rel="nofollow">Totally original</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Tasty_Was_My_Little_Frenchman" rel="nofollow">never been done before</a>!J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.com