Saturday, May 30, 2009
The cool thing about this video is that Bill O'Reilly - in the course of misunderstanding why he hasn't been libeled - makes a crystal-clear case for Bill O'Reilly being a stupid bigoted asshole.
Maybe there are RD Laing-like steps here.
B says something stupid.
"B is stupid."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is!"
"That's stupid. I must conclude you are stupid."
B says something assholish.
"B is an asshole."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is and SHUT UP!"
"I must conclude you are an asshole."
B says something bigoted.
"B is a bigot."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is and you're siding with C because she's a woman!"
"I must conclude you are a bigot."
Friday, May 29, 2009
That I am great
With perfect-titted gal
A cocktail fete
With secret agent pals
A three point eight
NO WAIT! A three point nine!
A poker date
Would make your money mine
With all these stipulations
And my ever-flowing wit
How, when I stipulate more,
Could you think me full of shit?
The killing in 1967 of an unarmed demonstrator by a police officer in West Berlin set off a left-wing protest movement and put conservative West Germany on course to evolve into the progressive country it has become today.Erick Erickson: secret leftist?
Now a discovery in the archives of the East German secret police, known as the Stasi, has upended Germany’s perception of its postwar history. The killer, Karl-Heinz Kurras, though working for the West Berlin police, was at the time also acting as a Stasi spy for East Germany.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Cheney's "media offensive" consists of a speech and a couple of interviews. The thrust of his offensive has been to caution against the weakening of America's defenses and to respond to the current administration's nearly daily disparagements of the Bush administration's conduct of the war on terror.Well, seeing that such a nice young man wrote that I... Hey... Wait a minute...
[Sorry Bouffant! Looks swell big!]
Before I denounce credulous fools, let me explain that I myself am a credulous fool.or
Some celebrities are flakes!or
I am a writer who never came across the phrase "paradigm shift" before the election.or
Don't mind this beam, check out that mote!The article is very very very long and so chock full o' nuttiness that I am going to pretend I have a reasonable excuse to not investigate further.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Bosch Fawstin is the creator of Pigman, the jihadist’s worst nightmare, who wears pigskin leather to exploit the enemy’s pigotry. To see Pigman’s 1st appearance in print, check out ProPiganda: Drawing the Line Against Jihad.I see. We can expect that with each jihadi defeat at the hands of Pigman, local villagers freed of their oppression will rush out to embrace their porky hero.
In comments J— informs us that the put-upon natives of Islamistan have another reason to love Pigman: he too worships the god of Ibrahim.
Monday, May 25, 2009
America may never be able to re-pay the national debt to foreign bondholders that the ObamaDems’ stimulus and budget bills promise to incur and certainly we will never be able to re-pay the ultimate sacrifices so many Americans have made that we honor on this and every Memorial Day.Okay, caught your breath? One more:
Yet, surely the fallen didn’t die for self-government that would find representatives like Senator Barack Obama voting to grant the Treasury unfettered power to squander $750 billion last September and a President Obama and Speaker Nancy Pelosi tripling the national debt built up during the past 194 years in the next ten.Okay, got that? MORE!
Surely those that died in the efforts that led to the capture of those whose squealings saved Los Angeles after 911, without harming one hair on the heads of prominent perpetrators of 911, didn’t fall so that those that defined interrogations down could be disbarred.I wonder if Dr. Sanity could come up with a diagnosis here.
Friday, May 22, 2009
TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG?You may peek over there for the full version. Or not. Very soon after the contemplation of noble suffering:
To blog, or not to blog: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outraged leftys,
Or to take arms against a sea of insanities,
And by opposing cure them?
It must give pause: there's the psychosisIt's a wonder she isn't recasting the advice of Polonius.
That makes virtue of victimhood;
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Oh dear, what could those attacks consist of? Angry grannies dabbing her straight to the emergency room? Supervillains unleashing swarms of carnivorous eyebrowpillars on her? CREED SHREDDING?
It seems that a tabloid picked up some gossip about Carrie Prejean's mom - something that tabloids never do to anyone else who's famous - and the link at Big Hollywood goes straight to ABC which ran with it which is something else that never happened before.
OMG this never happened before either:
The more the monsters parade their depravity the more obvious a political win prosecution becomes.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Jennifer discovers that Keanu [in The Day the Earth Stood Still] is sort of a spaceman Al Gore - like Al Gore himself - on an enlightened mission to save the earth from pollution. How is he going to accomplish that? Why, by destroying the human race that causes all the mess, of course. That’s right. He’s going to murder every man, woman and child so the trees won’t die. And he’s the good guy!I do not recall such genocidal plans on the part of Al Gore, but if he has them I'm going to bet that they would be implemented with an eye towards efficiency and cost-effectiveness. Also:
In real life, from the banning of DDT* that left the third world to the mercy of malaria through to Al Gore’s current assault on our economy in the name of an hysterical nonsense, the environmental movement has been very dangerous stuff.Indeed one can scarcely imagine the breathtaking toll on the economy that unfettered
*Take note, dummy.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Yes we lecture you. Lesson 1: don't waterboard the guests.
Okay, that has little to do with her column, in which she complains that LEFTISTS RUINED COMMENCEMENTS! So let's try again.
If the point is "We're allowed to be dicks!" then, uh, I get the whole waterboarding deal.
Ha, I'm being silly.
It seems that a lot of Notre Dame students are offended by some Catholics’ decision to protest Barack Obama’s commencement speech on Sunday. In the weeks leading up to Obama’s visit, students sold T-shirts with a message for the protestors: “Please don’t ruin my graduation.”Thinking cap ENGAGED. My guess is they were worried about a ruined graduation.
Fair enough. But I have to ask, what are they so upset about?
If the commencement speaker doesn’t tell them exactly what they want to hear (or has political views to the right of Karl Marx), liberal narcissists respond with self-serving, disruptive protests.Michael Parenti's always booked. The first example of Liberal Commencement Perfidy:
A Georgetown professor later admitted that “...Cardinal [Francis Arinze]'s remarks were in line with Catholic doctrine and are exactly what he's paid to say.” Regardless, faculty members chose to ruin the ceremony by stomping off the stage in the middle of the speech. (Several students followed.)So it appears that the faculty of a Catholic university just does not believe all that Catholic bullshit anyway. A strange example to use. Next:
In 2006, faculty and students at the New School wore armbands to protest the graduation speech by John McCain. Then, after taking fifteen minutes to tell the audience how great she was (“If there's one thing that I know about myself, it is that I care for people, and in that sense I have a great deal of character”), the class-elected speaker verbally attacked McCain onstage during the ceremony. The speaker proudly told reporters that her goal was to make McCain “look like an idiot.”Some time following this speech, a broad bipartisan consensus formed around the idea that John McCain is an idiot. I look forward to the Palin memoir. On to #3:
Liberal students responded with a weeks-long tantrum, demanding that Washington University rescind the honor and ban Schlafly from graduation. When administrators refused to give in to their demands, hundreds of students stood up and turned their backs to the stage during the ceremony. (The always-feisty Schlafly responded by calling the protestors “a bunch of losers.”)Well so much for the civility argument.*
Example four on Ashley's complaint list hasn't really happened yet, and it turned out Obama did really well taking on right-wing kooks, so uh, yes, this outrageous something-or-other in Bizarro World leads me to conclude that liberals really really zzzzzzzz.....
*The best Phyllis Schlafly quote there could ever be:
When will American men learn how to stand up to the nagging by the intolerant, uncivil feminists whose sport is to humiliate men?HARCOURT FENTON MUDD GET UP OFF THAT COUCH AND STOP GETTING NAGGED!
Friday, May 15, 2009
teveqel (dolt, dull, dummy, fool, foolish, imbecile, innocent, noodle, simpleton, zany), mumje (mummy). (various references)
ميت أعيد الى الحياة, غيبوبة (coma, shock, stupefaction, stupor), الزومبية شراب مسكر. (various references)
съживен с магия мъртвец, глупак (bird brained, blinker, boeotian, bonehead, boob, booby, calf, chuckle-head, clod, clot, coot, dodo, dotterel, driveler, dummy, fathead, flat, fool, gaby, gawk, goof, goon, gowk, greenhorn, gull, hammerhead, jackass, jobbernowl, lack-brain, lame brain, leather-head, lunkhead, muggins, mutt, mutton head, ninny, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull, nutter, oaf, pudding-head, pumpkin-head, sap, sap-head, schmo, schnook, sheep's head, silly, simp, simple, simpleton, spoon, stupe, stupid, thickhead, tomfool, twit, witling, wittol, zany), вид коктейл (old fashioned, sidecar, stinger), новобранец (boot, inductee, raw recruit, recruit, rookie, yard bird), автомат (automat, automation, machine gun, robot, submachine gun, tommy gun), дървеняк (ape, ape-man, bumpkin, loon, lubber, lubber-head, lug, lummox, numskull, pudding-head). (various references)
蛇神. (various references)
tupec (blockhead, dullard), moula (drip, goon, mug), mátoha, chodící mrtvola, živá mrtvola. (various references)
zombi, mort vivant. (various references)
Zombie. (various references)
βρυκόλακασ (vampire), ζωντανόσ νεκρόσ. (various references)
מת קם לתחי�", פולחן �"פיתון, א�"ם ר�"ום חסר מרץ, �'ופ�" מת�"לכת. (various references)
reaktivált ember. (various references)
orang bebal (dunce, zombi), mayat hidup. (various references)
zombie. (various references)
ソ連 (Russia, Soviet Union, tar, target, term, terminal, terminal building, terminal care, terminator, turban, turbine, turbo, turbocharger, turquoise, zone, Zoroaster). (various references)
ゾン�" . (various references)
corp fo ghruiaghtys. (various references)
zumbi, morto-vivo. (various references)
prost (ass, bad, badly, beef-witted, blinkard, blockhead, blunt, booby, calf, cheap, clumsy, cock eyed, common, dead, dolt, doltish, donkey, dull, dullard, dumb, dunce, dunderhead, flat, fool, foolish, good for nothing, goof, goon, goose, Goosey, gull, harmful, idiot, idiotish, inhospitable, lousy, lubber-head, miserable, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, nitwitted, noddy, noodle, numskull, numskulled, oaf, oafish, pin head, poor, poorly, silly, simple, simpleton, snipe, soft, soft-headed, sorry, spoony, stupid, thoughtless, unfavorable, unfavourable, wretched), nãtâng (blockhead, clumsy, dead from the neck, Dotty, driveller, duffer, dummy, dunce, fat-head, feather-brained, foolish, noddy, silly, tomfool, wet), fantomã (apparition, Bogle, chimera, fetch, ghost, phantasm, phantom, shade, shadow, spectre, spook, wraith). (various references)
зомби (zombies). (various references)
zombi, oživljeni leš, natprirodna sila, bog zmija. (various references)
zombi, autómata (automaton, robot). (various references)
gengångare (ghost, spectre). (various references)
เทพเจ้างูในแอฟริกาตะวันตกและหมู่เกาะแถบอินเ�"ียตะวันตก, อำนาจเหนือธรรมชาติที่ทำให้ศพกลา�, อำนาจเหนือธรรมชาติที่ทำให้ศพกลับมามีชีวิตอีกครั้ง, ซากศพที่ถูกทำให้มีชีวิตขึ้นมาอีกครั้ง. (various references)
zombi (zombi), yaşayan ölü, yılan tanrı. (various references)
чудило (case), тупак (numskull), новобранець (boot, conscript, freshman, recruit, rookie), зомбі, перевертень. (various references)