I notice that I have received zero comments on any of my 46 previous Blogs, how could that be as I know that they're widely read?
Monday, December 29, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
It'll take some time to get ahead.
All the elves have bid adieu
So Santa just brings reindeer stew.
The tree’s knocked flat,
The bulbs are smashed.
Up on the roof
Some thing has crashed.
The stocking’s full
Of fleshy bits,
And gore and goo
are where dad sits.
Gone’s the plate of
Blood and brain:
Monday, December 22, 2008
Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.I believe that groups of men who avoid sexual contact with women should therefore face the utmost scrutiny.
Pope issues Christmas plea for end to child abuse
Thursday, December 18, 2008
MR. DeMUTH: Another book that you famously read was Eliot Cohen's "Supreme Command." And he later went to work for you.
THE PRESIDENT: Yes, he did.
MR. DeMUTH: Do you think he got it right in that book?
THE PRESIDENT: I can't even remember the book. (Laughter.) I remember reading it, but give me a synopsis. (Laughter.)
MR. DeMUTH: That --
THE PRESIDENT: You can't remember it either. (Laughter.)
MR. DeMUTH: No. (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: Just teasing. Did he work for you at AEI? Is that why you're --
MR. DeMUTH: He was on our Council of Academic Advisers.
THE PRESIDENT: Yes, okay. I did read it.
MR. DeMUTH: The essential point is that in history, in wartime, Presidents do well not leaving the war to the military, but being the supreme commander themselves.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
1. Title track: Any song that is also the title of the album from whence it came, such as “Piano Man” from the album Piano Man.
2. I Command You A song title which is a command in the grammatical sense, such as “Don’t Stop” or “Please Please Me.”
3. Human Anatomy 101 A song about a part of the body, whether it’s the eyes, the heart, or the toe. Any part of the body at all.
4. Song about waiting Self-explanatory, surely.
5. Novelty song:
6. Great song on a shit album Again, that’s obvious enough. A song you like from an album you don’t.
7. Song from 2008 Yes, it’s time for you people to get current again. Any song that was released this year.
8. Song about school:
9. This & That A song with a title using the conjunction “and” . . .
10. Dedication: dedicate a song on your mix to someone!
Dedicated to my lovely six-year-old daughter who likes angry music in Spanish.
11. Favorite song from the year you graduated high school.
12. Song you are most surprised to discover in your CD/MP3 collection. Alternate category name: “That’s not mine, officer.”
I have no musical guilty pleasures. Should someone else want to be embarrassed on my behalf, here:
13. Kick-ass cover The old favorite.
14. Song with your name in the title You can use your middle name if you can’t find anything for your first name.
Let's pretend my name is Vincent.
15. Smoking song—a song about smoking, what else?
16. Song about magic
17. Next song Heidi should learn on the guitar (a.k.a. While Stennie’s guitar gently weeps)?
18. Introductory song: Song you would like to have played by Paul Schaeffer and the CBS Orchestra if you were a guest on Letterman.
19. Amnesia: a song about forgetting
20. Amnesty song As always, a song that you would have liked to use in this (or any other) mix, but couldn’t seem to find room for.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
[...] A small highlight of youth — at least my youth — was staying up late enough to see test patterns right before TV stations shut down. Often, an announcer would mellifluously advise viewers that the channel was about to conclude its broadcast day. Sometimes viewers were assured that the station subscribed to the standards of the National Association of Broadcasters.More at the link for those who are, um, interested.
The National Anthem was usually played, occasionally accompanied by film of jets streaking across the sky. Other times, pictures of the Founding Fathers or other significant American figures or monuments were presented. The test pattern would then be displayed for a while, followed by a squealing sound, and finally several hours of static before the station's next broadcast day began.
The good part is you didn't have to stay up most of the night to catch a test pattern. [...]
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
It is actually a near-mirthless drag featuring dull military campaigns and a large dose of genocide, the latter understandable given the charmless forest inhabitants.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
A AIR AM AROUND BADGER BRICK CAT CLAM CUZ DED DOOD DRAG DRINKED DUST EATED FORGOT FUNNY GET GOO HA I IF IT ITS JOKE KIN MAH MAKE MUSTASH NO NOO NOW ON OOPS POO POOP POOPS POST SMART TEH TELL U WONT WURDZ
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
The view from the bar at The Venus Hotel, which has some issues involving ants, roaches, bedbugs, and other insects. I figure it was a plague sent from the Lord, that being the area for it. The Venus Hotel was on the market street. Canny sellers would move their carts into the middle of the street to obstruct traffic and extort their way to profits. The little van down there goes from town to town. Cheap transport if you know how to negotiate.
This is easily the most impressive piece of technology on display in the streets of Egypt. Pour some goop into the hopper and it streams out of a series of little holes onto a rotating grill, then it gets scoured off by a blade. The result tastes like shredded wheat.
Coming over another hill to Deir El Medina, the ruins of a Christian monastery that surround an Egyptian temple. This is in the area near the Valley of the Kings, another good area for hiking that nobody takes advantage of. Up the mountain to the right is the aforementioned Valley. Sissies take donkeys, and I don't even want to discuss the rubes in the buses.
Hatshepsut's mortuary temple. A wide-angle lens makes this way smaller than it looks...the scale is insane, and a lot of it is carved right out of the mountainside. Also near the Valley of the Kings; just a hop over that mountain there.
Down there is the Valley of the Kings.
Down there to the left is the Valley of the Artisans. That white path is concrete stairs, a fairly punishing climb. Farmland in the distance.
Karnak is a huge temple that was once at the end of a three km road of sphinxes that connected it to the temple in Luxor. The scale is ridiculous. Those high pillars just visible at the vanishing point of the photo originally held up piers for a second floor.
The lotus was the symbol of Egypt; the stem is the Nile, the flower is the Delta. They're washed out in this photo, but the tops of these lotus pillars are painted red and blue.
More bits and pieces of Karnak.
Karnak doesn't end.
Luxor Temple. The locals were so bored with the ruins in the sand that they built a mosque on top of 'em. Now the mosque's too important to be moved. Christians and Moslems both spent a lot of time vandalizing the most amazing things.